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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was sitting on a bench talking to someone who was once my friend while in prison and I hung with him a bit after but he owes me money. He had less teeth in his head despite having them replaced. He wanted to see my chains and was really jealous. Then my old parole officer came by and he got sketched and drove off. We talked in a friendly way and I asked if she was going to thr boxing match Tonight. Then a girl came and sat on the bench to my right wearing low rise jeans and a thong and a beautiful bum and was looking at me. Then my step kid came in and woke me up.
  2. Bradley Black Hole
    Still having horrible nightmares.

    I don't remember the first one, but I went to go jack off in the bathroom at 4-4:10am (the best jerking time IMO) and went back to bed and I dreamed my friend from up north was dying (Which he is) and I started feeling really bad about not seeing him, and we had to do a college assignment where we gathered either various plants, or hides, or some other natural materials and give a presentation so I flew back to Wisconsin and he was dead and I failed the assignment.
  3. Bradley Black Hole
    Still having vivid dreams. I've never dreamed so much as I have in the last month.

    This one was a little less frightening. I figured out eating sugar cookies right before bed really ramps them up, likely because i'm actively metabolizing coffee and sugar while i sleep lightly for eight hours.

    My ex Lena (White girl i was with for about a year my sophomore year of high school) got a job in the ghetto in milwaukee and she was showing up for work and she had to do some like back of the store stocking, so I was sitting there just getting drunk, walking in and out drinking beers outside and stealing them from inside and going back out and drinking and she got really upset with me 'ruining her job' so i said ok i'mma go to my job and I was pretending to work for my friend who chops up cars but really i just sat there, but I remember that he was gonna give me fake pay stubs. She was so happy I was finally working and making good money when I showed her the pay stub, so i was like okay and told her to tell her family (they were very protective) she was going to a friends house and I rode my bicycle and I saw my friend (who I didn't know at the time but met years later, superimposed in my past) and he was on a double bicycle but it was the size of one of those semi trucks that move cars to dealerships and he had someone else on the front and wanted me to get on and I watched him crash and kinda rode my bicycle around them.

    Lena was talking to a bunch of my hoodlum friends and didn't understand they were trying to get her to ask me if it'd be cool for us to run a train on her (she was very simple and didn't get much euphemisms) and I"m like no. So anyway, she's next to me and I didn't know her that well and my friends grandma showed up. We were in the low income housing where I hung out by the gas station and grandma started handing out money to the poor urchins and they were trying to sell her sweatshirts and hats and stuff cuz it was cold out and she was giving them money for clothing she was just throwing into her car asking me why they're like this.

    She thought it was like a fair or community block party and kept saying "Go where? everyone's here?" so I wanted to fuck Lena so I walked back up to my moms old house like four blocks away and I was gonna start fucking Lena and I had the biggest erection and my mom is yelling out the window "You can't come back here!" and Lena says "I thought your mom wasn't here." and I walked to the back of the garage and Lena wasn't behind me, I woke up with the biggest erection.

    Jerked off in the shower, my watch said it was 430am, so at 5am i went back to bed.

    I dreamed again that I was at the gas station but they said Lena doesn't work here anymore, so I went to my go to cooler door and there was no beer, only bottles of fucking warm water! I woke up and made some coffee.
  4. It was a post apocalyptic world and a few hundred of us were living in this huge former government building. We had to take Elevators up to our living quarters but they were very dodgy because only 2 or 3 out of the dozen or so of them worked and you had to walk along beams to get to them because the floor was missing, I remember I accidentally nudged the woman in front of me and she fell to her death, I looked at the person with me and just shrugged while the woman's kid started crying.
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  5. Totse2k1 Houston
    Thanks for sharing.
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse2k1 Thanks for sharing.

    Fuck off you tasmanian devil
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  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I remember I accidentally nudged the woman in front of me and she fell to her death, I looked at the person with me and just shrugged while the woman's kid started crying.

    Yeah, accidently because she was holding everyone else up.

    You did what you had to do. I have these all the time now. With child emotion levels of pure crippling fear at times. Other times it's pure comical


    You have to have a full on night terror with such fear you can't talk in your dream. Those are warnings something is wrong in the real world around you.
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Still having vivid dreams. I've never dreamed so much as I have in the last month.

    This one was a little less frightening. I figured out eating sugar cookies right before bed really ramps them up, likely because i'm actively metabolizing coffee and sugar while i sleep lightly for eight hours.

    My ex Lena (White girl i was with for about a year my sophomore year of high school) got a job in the ghetto in milwaukee and she was showing up for work and she had to do some like back of the store stocking, so I was sitting there just getting drunk, walking in and out drinking beers outside and stealing them from inside and going back out and drinking and she got really upset with me 'ruining her job' so i said ok i'mma go to my job and I was pretending to work for my friend who chops up cars but really i just sat there, but I remember that he was gonna give me fake pay stubs. She was so happy I was finally working and making good money when I showed her the pay stub, so i was like okay and told her to tell her family (they were very protective) she was going to a friends house and I rode my bicycle and I saw my friend (who I didn't know at the time but met years later, superimposed in my past) and he was on a double bicycle but it was the size of one of those semi trucks that move cars to dealerships and he had someone else on the front and wanted me to get on and I watched him crash and kinda rode my bicycle around them.

    Lena was talking to a bunch of my hoodlum friends and didn't understand they were trying to get her to ask me if it'd be cool for us to run a train on her (she was very simple and didn't get much euphemisms) and I"m like no. So anyway, she's next to me and I didn't know her that well and my friends grandma showed up. We were in the low income housing where I hung out by the gas station and grandma started handing out money to the poor urchins and they were trying to sell her sweatshirts and hats and stuff cuz it was cold out and she was giving them money for clothing she was just throwing into her car asking me why they're like this.

    She thought it was like a fair or community block party and kept saying "Go where? everyone's here?" so I wanted to fuck Lena so I walked back up to my moms old house like four blocks away and I was gonna start fucking Lena and I had the biggest erection and my mom is yelling out the window "You can't come back here!" and Lena says "I thought your mom wasn't here." and I walked to the back of the garage and Lena wasn't behind me, I woke up with the biggest erection.

    Jerked off in the shower, my watch said it was 430am, so at 5am i went back to bed.

    I dreamed again that I was at the gas station but they said Lena doesn't work here anymore, so I went to my go to cooler door and there was no beer, only bottles of fucking warm water! I woke up and made some coffee.

    Do you masturbate often to cuck thoughts were it's really emotionally painful that it's a massive turn on?
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I hate to say dreams on here because of government Astral projectors know they succeeded in viewing or projecting
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Elena, mental hospital, gun, I hit everyone with baseball bat, white cats, people trying to get into the house but they weren’t real, gypsies back garden night-time, Elena wasn’t real, demons puilik, white slacker sweatshirt, would wake up when I stopped doing the same thing, told the cat I was ready to wake up, pitch black hold breath, go with girl and old lady, she tried to stun me but I gave her brain damage
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    two nights ago i dreamt that i was like... at a table? with other people. one of them was like barney from the simpsons.


    barney was annoying me. there was also a cartoon alliGAYtor present i guess? not anthropomorphic though. anyway i grabbed the cartoon alliGAYtor by the snout and yanked open its mouth and since i was pissed off at barney i put it over his head like a giant sock. since the alliGAYtor was cartoon it stretched to fit him (like a sock), but it didn't stretch enough to fully encompass barney and his girth (like a sock that was a bit too small). but i kept pulling the alliGAYtor down, as hard as i could, because i was angry at barney.

    as the pressure built up from the too-tight alliGAYtor, barney's feet just fucking popped. like he was a balloon full of ink. and the ink squeezed out of his feet like a giant toothpaste tube. the smell of the ink is what stands out to me the most. it smelled... sickly sweet. vaguely fruity. i couldn't really place the smell though, but i think it was the smell of an elementary school classroom after a kid pukes and the janitor comes and cleans it up. sickly sweet. chemical smell mixed with fruit loops or something.
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  12. my company car was stolen while i was eating at this large foodcourt. after lots of lost car drama it turned out that someone from my company decided to just swap it with another which i magically allso have keys to on the keychain.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my company car was stolen while i was eating at this large foodcourt. after lots of lost car drama it turned out that someone from my company decided to just swap it with another which i magically allso have keys to on the keychain.

    Sounds like burnout
  14. sounds like jobless
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I have dreams of being lost and can't find my car because I forgot to look at the cross signs of the street I parked at.


    It gets really emotional with a sense of I fucked up and people laughing at me hysterically when I ask if they can help me find it
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    That things were going better than they are
  17. Xalaxar666 Houston
    I dream during the day
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I dream during the day

    Are you dreaming now?
  19. Xalaxar666 Houston
    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I dream during the day

    of murder
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xalaxar666 of murder

    Murder yourself
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