What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-06-24 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #31401
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just woke up from a nightmare where I was a toddler and a tall scary man who was the color orange was trying to harm me.

   
   Why was he only "trying"...what prevented him from causing harm?
2. 2022-06-24 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #31402
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why was he only "trying"…what prevented him from causing harm?

   
   I yelled at him "ORANGE MAN BAD" and he got all wrinkly and shriveled up into the size of a raisin.
3. 2022-06-24 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #31403
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yeah, my old man often gets wrinkly and shriveled up too though it's usually when fat chicks shout at it, not kids.
4. 2022-06-24 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #31404
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I just woke up from a nightmare where I was a toddler and a tall scary man who was the color orange was trying to harm me.

   
   What if the color orange was renamed to "Nitron"?
5. 2022-06-24 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #31405
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Then nobody would say "Nitron Man Bad" because Nitron Man sounds like a cool superhero who explodes stuff.
6. 2022-06-24 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #31406
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   Watching the anger over Roe vs Wade overturned
   
   
   Boy, I would hate to live in one of them southern states right now
   
   The rage is coming. They should of waited til Monday. Weekend protests most likely will get more people involved
7. 2022-06-25 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #31407
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Someone should Nitron an abortion clinic in every US city
8. 2022-06-25 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #31408
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Someone should Nitron an abortion clinic in every US city

   
   Why is killing Doctors any better than unborn who aren't considered alive until their first breath Genisis 2:7
   
   
   Not to mention those sitting in a waiting room and nursing and secretary staff
9. 2022-06-25 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #31409
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Why is killing Doctors any better than unborn who aren't considered alive until their first breath Genisis 2:7
   
   
   Not to mention those sitting in a waiting room and nursing and secretary staff

   
   Nitron is just another name for orange. I don't know what you're on about with this killing business.
10. 2022-06-25 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #31410
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got done painting 6 shutters
11. 2022-06-26 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #31411
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nitron is just another name for orange. I don't know what you're on about with this killing business.

    
    Nitrogen
    
    Orange
    
    Boom
    
    Abortion clinic
12. 2022-06-26 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #31412
    

    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Laughing at the amount of world leaders taking a shit on conservative Americans. You all republican fucks did this to yourself. Even if the republicans retake the white house. No country is ever going to take america seriously after intentionally trying steal women's rights and continuing to allow children to be murdered by people who have zero rights owning a fucking gun.
13. 2022-06-26 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #31413
    WellHung Black Hole
    laying with a ho
14. 2022-06-26 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #31414
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Pillpopper Laughing at the amount of world leaders taking a shit on conservative Americans. You all republican fucks did this to yourself. Even if the republicans retake the white house. No country is ever going to take america seriously after intentionally trying steal women's rights and continuing to allow children to be murdered by people who have zero rights owning a fucking gun.

    
    stay jelly of the greatest country on the planet.
15. 2022-06-26 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #31415
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    What if the colour yellow was called "citron"?
16. 2022-06-26 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #31416
    

    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Enjoying an ice coffee
    
    
17. 2022-06-26 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #31417
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 2fly4U2 Enjoying an ice coffee
    
    

    
    Nice feet babe
18. 2022-06-26 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #31418
    

    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Nice feet babe

    
    true ;)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rape Monster
19. 2022-06-26 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #31419
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Centrist don't sit on the fence. We walk across it to the Lord's backyard. We walk the central path and don't take a fork road left nor right because both lead to the same place. Wrongness
20. 2022-06-26 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #31420
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I rented a spray gun to test my 30 dolla airless sprayer ,, it worked like new, painted 4 shutters today came out perfect almost...