What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-06-21 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #31281
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Just flew back from Puerto Rico and whoo boy are my arms tired

   
   You should try helicoptering there next time using your dick.
2. 2022-06-21 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #31282
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You should try helicoptering there next time using your dick.

   
   Or pull a Wile E. Coyote and tie helium balloons on his arms and legs.
3. 2022-06-21 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #31283
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I know quite a bit of spanish I've picked up over the years…mostly from adoring underlings who taught me things like "Pinche mamon" which means "great to see you sir"

   
   Me too
   
   Chinga tu Madre which I believe means 'What a beautiful sky'.
4. 2022-06-21 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #31284
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Just flew back from San Francisco and whoo boy is my ass hurting

   
   Oh Dear!
5. 2022-06-21 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #31285
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Just flew back from Puerto Rico and whoo boy are my arms tired

   
   Why? What happened to the magic carpet I sent you?
6. 2022-06-21 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #31286
   WellHung Black Hole
   flying a kite near electrical lines.
7. 2022-06-21 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #31287
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why? What happened to the magic carpet I sent you?

   
   It was made out of monopoly money and I guess I didn't know how to activate its magic. 😞
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
8. 2022-06-21 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #31288
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why? What happened to the magic carpet I sent you?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ I used that to fly back from San Francisco and it was drenched with my ass cum. Lost its magic. 😞

   
   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Oh Dear!

9. 2022-06-22 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #31289
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders

   
   Shut up
10. 2022-06-22 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #31290
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got done mowin my yard for the first time this year
11. 2022-06-22 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #31291
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m collecting my thoughts in my quiet space for 15 min ..then goin on lunch 💗
12. 2022-06-22 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #31292
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Or pull a Wile E. Coyote and tie helium balloons on his arms and legs.

    
    Use nitrous oxide balloons and travel through time
13. 2022-06-22 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #31293
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Shut up

    
    I dont Shut up I Grow up
    
    And when I see your face I throw up
14. 2022-06-22 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #31294
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I dont Shut up I Grow up
    
    And when I see your face I throw up

    
    i got something that will make u throw up..
15. 2022-06-22 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #31295
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I dont Shut up I Grow up
    
    And when I see your face I throw up

    
    Yeah and then your mother comes around the corner and licks it up
    
    Stand By Me?
16. 2022-06-22 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #31296
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Her sweater’s heavy, too much spaghetti. She needs a little pick me up when it’s time to kick things up.
17. 2022-06-22 at 4:46 AM UTC

    #31297
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heh
    
    There's a 'kitten shower' tomorrow afternoon. Cuddle • Adopt • Donate
    
    I think I'm obliged to go. For sure cuddle. Potentially get a wild hair and adopt. Give them idk 5 dollars either way.
    
    Meow!
18. 2022-06-22 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #31298
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I dont Shut up I Grow up
    
    And when I see your face I throw up

    
    I go haluakbar and self blow up
19. 2022-06-22 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #31299
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    If you take a tub of water, drop 3 stones in it, flash freeze the water, and if the stones are removed and you shine 3 lazers at x y and z axis on the block of ice, the stones will exist as a holographic
    
    Then if you drop or smash the 1 large ice piece into several, each of those pieces still have the same holographic image, but are fuzzier. Like shrinking a digital photo don to a lower count of pixles
    
    
20. 2022-06-22 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #31300
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    looking at floor sanders