2022-06-20 at 9:15 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Colostomy bags are pretty funny tho. There was a guy I was in prison with who was in a halfway house in a wheelchair with a colostomy bag and robbed a bank and got away but they knew it was him. He went to his brothers house and gave him $1000 and told him he just wanted him to send him a little TV that people are allowed. His brother did not and thought it was hilarious that he didn't. The brother who was in the wheelchair knew he was done for so he filled his colostomy bag up with drugs and allowed himself to be arrested and smuggled the dope into jail. The brothers were eventually incarcerated in the same institution and laughed about it although the wheelchair bound one did not share any drugs with his brother. The one in the wheelchair eventually walked with a peg leg that had flames on it for some reason like an old mustang.
2022-06-20 at 11:05 PM UTC
I want to be murdered and have my corpse raped and mutilated
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2022-06-20 at 11:44 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Rape Monster
I want to be murdered and have my corpse raped and mutilated
Great, now here's another depraved thing I need the woman to say during sex for me to nut.
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2022-06-20 at 11:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Great, now here's another depraved thing I need the woman to say during sex for me to nut.
Imagine a smoking hot girl taking ur whole nut then screaming like a beast and plunging a blade into u repeatedly
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2022-06-20 at 11:47 PM UTC
When I was young I worked in a factory with this funny black kid and he pointed to this like 60 year gross old beat up looking white woman one day and said "that's the type of woman who sucks the WHOOOOLE dick!" and I couldn't stop laughing and still think about ig
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2022-06-20 at 11:54 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Imagine a smoking hot girl taking ur whole nut then screaming like a beast and plunging a blade into u repeatedly
That's literally what I'm into, hard to build up trust in order to implement similar scenarios
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2022-06-20 at 11:57 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Rape Monster
When I was young I worked in a factory with this funny black kid and he pointed to this like 60 year gross old beat up looking white woman one day and said "that's the type of woman who sucks the WHOOOOLE dick!" and I couldn't stop laughing and still think about ig
I bet that kid is now living off a comfy inheritance from an old woman who left him everything
When I was in da penzo I wrote this ratchet girl "if you killed me like an episode of dateline I would love you from beyond the grave" and when I got out and went to her crack shack I found the letter and she had circled that part and wrote "best thing anyone has ever said to me" in the margins. Everyone around her dies but she manages to stay alive somehow. I keep my distance
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2022-06-21 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Yeah I was kinda joking and trying to emotionally manipulate her into continuing the Relationship from prism and figured she would like that. My favorite memory of being with her was drinking a bunch of lean and watching the old tales from the crypt show with her.
I used to watch that. Reminds me I wanna watch night of the demons again
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