Happy Motherfuckers Day

1. 2022-06-19 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #21
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders O nm. I get it. Dads fuck mothers. Brilliant

   
   this whole time i thought you were satire
2. 2022-06-19 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Kafka I forgot and feel shit about it, didn't leave flowers at his grave. It was also around this time he passed.

   
   You talk about how important your dad was so much and forgot father's day? Lmao nice one 😂
3. 2022-06-19 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #23
   

   troon African Astronaut
   my little girl gave me an insult for fathers day, literally declared that was what it was for.
4. 2022-06-19 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by troon my little girl gave me an insult for fathers day, literally declared that was what it was for.

   
   Grab her by one leg and slam her against the floor and ask how funny she is now
5. 2022-06-19 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Figuratively declared
6. 2022-06-19 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Stop saying literally or I will kill you and your family.
7. 2022-06-19 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I should clarify that your use of literally wasn't incorrect but it was unnecessary. I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY ALL OF THEM ONE AFTER ANOTHER IN MY OVEN EACH ONE FORCED TO WATCH THE ONE BEFORE THEM BURN TO DEATH.
8. 2022-06-19 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #28
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I should clarify that your use of literally wasn't incorrect but it was unnecessary. I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY ALL OF THEM ONE AFTER ANOTHER IN MY OVEN EACH ONE FORCED TO WATCH THE ONE BEFORE THEM BURN TO DEATH.

   
   no language is necessary. for example, you could just shut the fuck up.
   
   i literally never use literally like that.
9. 2022-06-19 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally Literally 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10. 2022-06-19 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
11. 2022-06-19 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. No. I'm eating popsicles and watching movies with a kitten on my lap. Life is good today.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rape Monster
12. 2022-06-19 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Ha. No. I'm eating popsicles and watching movies with a kitten on my lap. Life is good today.

    
    Maybe a popsicle would cheer me up
13. 2022-06-20 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood explains a lot

    
    He was a jiggalo
14. 2022-06-20 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He was a jiggalo

    
    I wonder if me and your pa ever swapped loads during our travels
15. 2022-06-20 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #35
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He was a jiggalo

    
    woop woop
    
    
16. 2022-06-21 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I wonder if me and your pa ever swapped loads during our travels

    
    Gross
    
    Are you in your 80s? If yes, then even grosser
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rape Monster