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  1. Originally posted by Sudo You're in fagony, I'm in agony every moment of my life feels like someone is stabbin' me

    On a scale of 1 to 11, please rate your agony.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    butthole
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders She's not coming back. Sorry to break it to u this way. Glownig

    Is that why you fuck a frog, it was the only thing that would come back to you?
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I remember when I used to have existential crises, when I was more acutely aware of the proximity of death.

    I have learned to distract myself with smaller crises, like bullshit crises over money I don't need, girls I don't like, etc.

    Once you have enough bullshit going on the big questions, like the ones about existence itself, get lost in the noise.

    Why would the proximity of death give you existential crisis. I know that when you are close to dying it's easy to think "what's the point anyway". But that's just being realistic, if i know i am to die in a year i am not going to consider long term plans.

    In any case when i am dead, i am dead. I will not have to wonder about how big the Universe is and how small i am in comparison, and what it all means, and what is life and all that. I will simply return to my natural state of non-existence. Ashes to ashes and all that.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Update- the comment i said a few a weeks ago that I BRAGGED about getting 1000 likes before it even got 400 or whatever, is now at 810 and probably gonna hold fast right there.

    But I have a newer one that has 812 thumbs upses in lesser amount of time.

    And since this is extremely important and what I base my life upon, I'll tell you what it entails.

    It was a poll asking some retarded question and one of the options was 'barley' and they clearly meant to say 'barely' and I commented that if they're gonna say barley they should've included wheat.

    That's what I bring to the table. That's why I'm insecure and wish to kill myself in a daily basis. Etc.

    Lol

    Please tell this shirt story to your friends at the bar or the library and tell them Wren sent you and you'll get a free book/drink.

    Thanks
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the worst thing about this town is that you can only kill yourself once
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Haven't showered for a day and I feel disgusting. Which is crazy cuz when I'm drinking i sweat more and shower less than that.

    I think drinking causes temporary retardation in me that is increased with sleeplessness & drugs.

    I'm learning a lot and hope this will be the start of another sobriety bid. Last time, I did 3 1/2 years without a drink 12-27-15 to Spring 2019.

    Hopefully this time I don't have a tranny lover break up with me and start drinking the everclear I use to process herbs.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm happy I don't have wet brain, have all my teeth, and am not addicted to drugs.

    I'm the only person with real gold on here and when we talk in group, I'm honest I sell weed and LSD and not large amounts, but my addiction is drinking a lot of malt liquor since I have the smarts to not drink liquor anymore.

    I guess this has given me a higher status to some of them and they are respectful which is nice because there's 3 White people here and I couldn't imagine being mocked and fucked with or touched or stolen from. Some black guy used my hot sauce in the cafeteria and I said, "You could've asked." and he nodded. The next day he did the same shit, I grabbed that motherfucker out of his hands so fucking fast that it spilled on him and he apologized and said it didn't have to be like that and I drink so much espresso (I get so much food stamps that I make sugary espressos ("Cubano Coffee") for my friends like four times a day and we do shots of it as hot as we can) that I shake and freak the fuck out hahaha
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    my blood pressure is the highest it has ever been 138-140/76-80 and they said that's not too bad since I drink a lot of coffee, smoke, have bi polar, and refuse to take any form of sedititives.
  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump I remember when I used to have existential crises, when I was more acutely aware of the proximity of death.

    I have learned to distract myself with smaller crises, like bullshit crises over money I don't need, girls I don't like, etc.

    Once you have enough bullshit going on the big questions, like the ones about existence itself, get lost in the noise.

    betas lose focus of the big picture in the midst of all those noice,

    not alphás.

    not me.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    rate these saggers

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  12. She's cute I'd fuck her, solid 4-5.
  13. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? She's cute I'd fuck her, solid 4-5.

    you mean rape her.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley my blood pressure is the highest it has ever been 138-140/76-80 and they said that's not too bad since I drink a lot of coffee, smoke, have bi polar, and refuse to take any form of sedititives.

    Bipolar runs in my family but I don't have it. I just have untreatable manicness
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood rate these saggers


    5 for tits, 7.5 for cute lips
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My dad is currently in a local marijuana growing contest and is in first place with the biggest plant

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She looks like if a duck had downs syndrome and a tattoo of a banana on its retarded chest
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I like a big areole myself
  19. Originally posted by Sudo …I just have untreatable manicness

    So you're a maniac?
  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like a big areole myself

    That's only an s and an h away from liking a big arsehole.
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