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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I would rather be in constant agony than be a faggle like you.

    I'm already in constant agony dumbfuck, I literally post about it every single day. Your r3@ding comprehension is Speedy Parker tier with much less to live for
  2. Originally posted by Sudo Earlier I sat in my truck smoking weed and staring off into space having an existential crisis, then became acutely aware I was having an existential crisis but couldn't stop it. Eventually I came inside and talked to my baby mom, then sat on the couch staring off into space until she left, came back to find me in the same position (fucked around on phone a bit) and asked wtf was up.

    Idk why I never really get anxiety unless it's sensory specific ptsd influenced and even then not much. Instead I just get depressed and super lost feeling. I guess it could be worse. Everyone around me seems so anxious all the time meanwhile I'm just washed up middle aged, depressed and stressed and lost. Idk I gotta change something

    Sounds exactly what a person would be like just before they become a prolific serial killer.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo Earlier I sat in my truck smoking weed and staring off into space having an existential crisis, then became acutely aware I was having an existential crisis but couldn't stop it. Eventually I came inside and talked to my baby mom, then sat on the couch staring off into space until she left, came back to find me in the same position (fucked around on phone a bit) and asked wtf was up.

    Idk why I never really get anxiety unless it's sensory specific ptsd influenced and even then not much. Instead I just get depressed and super lost feeling. I guess it could be worse. Everyone around me seems so anxious all the time meanwhile I'm just washed up middle aged, depressed and stressed and lost. Idk I gotta change something

    How old are you that you consider yourself middle age?
  4. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How old are you that you consider yourself middle age?

    What age are you and do you consider yourself middle age?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What age are you and do you consider yourself middle age?

    No, I am not middle age.
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse What else should I get

    She's not coming back. Sorry to break it to u this way. Glownig
  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump Once you have enough bullshit going on the big questions, like the ones about existence itself, get lost in the noise.

    my life is nothing but bullshit and I think it's time to burn it all down... again
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How old are you that you consider yourself middle age?

    Mid 30s. Hard to say how long I'll go for but if I hit 70 I'll be happily surprised. I'm ready for a mad max scenario either way
  9. Originally posted by Sudo …I'm ready for a mad max scenario either way

    Are you really ready to pay $76.99 for a hamburger?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are you really ready to pay $76.99 for a hamburger?

    I'm ready to make my own hamburgers from undisclosed ingredients
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    MANBURGER
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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    we will literally be eating the rich soon
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  13. I've been collecting human being recipes for years.
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've been collecting human being recipes for years.

    Why collect others when you can make ur own? It's pretty versatile meat.
  15. Originally posted by Rape Monster Why collect others when you can make ur own? It's pretty versatile meat.

    Shepherd's Pie is best. Made with 100% real shepherds.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shepherd's Pie is best. Made with 100% real shepherds.

    My buddy tried to make that once but he misunderstood me and used German Shepards instead
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like only white people know about Shepards pie. It's like spiced jelly
  18. Originally posted by Sudo I'm already in constant agony dumbfuck, I literally post about it every single day. Your r3@ding comprehension is Speedy Parker tier with much less to live for

    I'm in more agony than you, your agony isn't shit loser.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I'm in more agony than you, your agony isn't shit loser.

    You're in fagony, I'm in agony every moment of my life feels like someone is stabbin' me
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    BME NiS Agony Olympics
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