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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I got the first vaccine dose in January and have had fatigue ever since. I felt cold for months. I think I still have brain fog because my memory isn’t what it was, nowhere close. I don’t remember things I used to know, like it’s been wiped out. Not sure what to do at this point.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka I got the first vaccine dose in January and have had fatigue ever since. I felt cold for months. I think I still have brain fog because my memory isn’t what it was, nowhere close. I don’t remember things I used to know, like it’s been wiped out. Not sure what to do at this point.

    get a booster
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I got the first vaccine dose in January and have had fatigue ever since. I felt cold for months. I think I still have brain fog because my memory isn’t what it was, nowhere close. I don’t remember things I used to know, like it’s been wiped out. Not sure what to do at this point.

    Have another glass of vodka and wait till it all blows over
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra get a booster

    Yeah a booster SEAT cuz she's acting like a BABBY. amirite amirite???

    I forgot that I got vaccinated, it feels like many moons ago, probably because it was many moons ago. Come to think of it I don't even remember when it was. Early 2021 maybe. My life is probably slightly worse than it was then so I'm also going to blame it on the shot and attempt to get financial compensation through the law offices of Morgan and Morgan. For the people.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I’m gonna get a new piercing and can’t wait for the beach

    You can't submerge that piercing in the water for a bit so... Maybe in the other order?
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I fucking hate post covid human interaction


    Everyone has gone insane
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I fucking hate post covid human interaction


    Everyone has gone insane

    No Lie some white girl the other night asked "Sir I Politely Request You Wear a Mask"
    But she was like 300 pound bitch with skrillex hair
    i tell her to go get her mammy to bring me a mask i'll put it on if she aint busy fuckin with 10 of the nazimen down the street
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by BummyMofo No Lie some white girl the other night asked "Sir I Politely Request You Wear a Mask"
    But she was like 300 pound bitch with skrillex hair
    i tell her to go get her mammy to bring me a mask i'll put it on if she aint busy fuckin with 10 of the nazimen down the street

    The director made all of us wear masks, they gave us the nice NK95 masks, I proceeded to cut a hole in the front of mine and wear it like that and when it was my turn to speak it kinda did like a puppet mouth thing and everyone saw I had a "defective" mask but I correct them saying I can't breathe through a mask unless I cut a hole in it. I've been doing this for 2 years guys!

    Whenever anyone with a mask talks I loudly interrupt them and say "Can you take that mask off when you talk? I can't understand what you're saying." and when they are done I say, "You might as well not wear that mask if you're gonna take it off when you talk."
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    ..
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Dammit.. there they go.. I got the cotttdamn giggles...


    From previous experiences.. today will undoubtedly be ... an awesome day...

    * Michael Trapson plays in background*

    Don’t still you get enough ...
    ...🎵💗
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm so horny I could CUM from one touch JUST ONE TOUCH OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE TOUCH AND IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I need hugs and ice cream and a cute tomboy girl to hold me and say it'll be okay
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo No Lie some white girl the other night asked "Sir I Politely Request You Wear a Mask"
    But she was like 300 pound bitch with skrillex hair
    i tell her to go get her mammy to bring me a mask i'll put it on if she aint busy fuckin with 10 of the nazimen down the street

    Fat White women dig BBC.
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    big black cunt
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I am extremely sad and eating a cheeseburger
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like jamming a scalpel into the center of my chest and just cutting upwards until I skin myself from the inside out
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  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I feel like jamming a scalpel into the center of my chest and just cutting upwards until I skin myself from the inside out

    Cool, me next?
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna date one of those young ladies who kinda looks like a young boy

    the post about a tomboy girl hugging them made me think of it.
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  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I feel like jamming a scalpel into the center of my chest and just cutting upwards until I skin myself from the inside out

    Turn it into a Russian Mafia Style Windbreaker
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  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Turn it into a Russian Mafia Style Windbreaker

    back in my day a windbreaker is what we used to call a girl who farts a lot when u fuck her ass
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