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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Taken with a potato.

    More like shaped like a sack of potatoes
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Lanny takes the best pics of me 🫠


    Looks like a Dall-E
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Looks like a Dall-E

    Looks like shit but it's still better than what you fuck.
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Silvia Saige hardcore anal

    You're staged

    I knew this place was mirrored with a NetA NetB network split

    User with username Who are you does not exist.
    User with username John Joke (inventor of jokes)? does not exist.



    That was my disk dropped off at the station


    I'm glad the seafood restaurant reopened

    J.C.
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Looks like shit but it's still better than what you fuck.

    Get behind me Satan
  6. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Fuq… I’m still not sleepy.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Get behind me Satan

    Oh Satan is gonna get behind you alright, while he rapes your ass in hell for eternity.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Oh Satan is gonna get behind you alright, while he rapes your ass in hell for eternity.

    Was this a Norm reference?
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wondering why this sushi gave me heartburn
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Wondering why this sushi gave me heartburn

    Probably was mishandled and there were still living parasites in the raw fish.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Probably was mishandled and there were still living parasites in the raw fish.

    Lovely gonna go kms now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Lovely gonna go kms now

    I mean, the parasites are already actively taking care of that for you

    😬
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Wondering why this sushi gave me heartburn

    Did you get it at a quickmart or gas station?
  14. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by aldra you look like Kid Rock

    😭

    Originally posted by CandyRein Kid Rock could never pull the pink booty shorts look …


    Ot
    LaLa living the cotttdamn life ..🏖💗🥰

    Girl I could kinda see Kid Rick in some pink booty shorts lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by frala Lanny takes the best pics of me 🫠


    Fat
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala 😭



    Girl I could kinda see Kid Rick in some pink booty shorts lol

    You know I actually thought that after the fact!

    Go look at the president in my thread when you get the chance

    Halp!
    💗😆
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Still would
  18. This is where your jawline ends, chubz

  19. Actually that's even a bit too generous
  20. Trying to hide your lipids in the blur, smart
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