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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein


    Memberries… like the corners of my mind

    Picture perfect colored memberriiies…. 🎼💖

    the caitlyn jenner shit is one of the funniest things they did lol
  2. Kafka sweaty
    He asked if I know what I want to do, should I tell him I have a ouija board?
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    send him a link to this thread out of the blue with no context and then turn your phone off

    *waves in anticipation*
  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood send him a link to this thread out of the blue with no context and then turn your phone off

    *waves in anticipation*

    Lol, there’s no way, he works at the closest shop to me and pretty sure they all gossip. I don’t know him well so I’m not gonna tell him stuff, he could phone the police.
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka He asked if I know what I want to do, should I tell him I have a ouija board?

    be honest and just tell him you want to drink vodka and do a line of coke off his dick
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    do a line of coke off a luigi board and drink vodka in a parking lot while listening to lil peep

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  7. Kafka sweaty
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I’ll try to get him into day drinking first
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    "I don't know how those work but sure"

    translation

    "the shit I go through to get laid..."
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  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I’ll try to get him into day drinking first

    He will love that, everyone does
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I am day drinking right now
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster the caitlyn jenner shit is one of the funniest things they did lol

    Source
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm going to kill myself
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Is that why your face cheeks look zactly like your ass cheeks?

    Really? That's the best you could come up with?
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'm going to kill myself

    I kind of want to as well when I first wake up but then think to myself, wtf for?


    I cant stand driving anymore. I wish I could find a home office job,, show up to office once a month.


    People can't dive. They don't "push out into the box" (intersection) while turning to let others in to turn as well.

    However they push out into the box and get caught in a red light while blocking opposing traffic.

    There are too many old people owning homes. No young people. Now I'm old too

    But that might be a good thing. We're running out of water. These old hippies who own homes in the hills should sell and move the fuck to Florida and live in gated retirement homes.

    I'd take the money and run.
  16. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Can I touch ur forehead?


  17. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster the caitlyn jenner shit is one of the funniest things they did lol



    😆
  18. Originally posted by frala I’m gonna get a new piercing and can’t wait for the beach

    Women always try getting piercings, tatoos, etc, to turn themselves into the guy they wish they were dating.

    Real hardcore and all.

    What guy doesn't want a girl who goes hard with the tattoos and the piercings and the going hard and the shit?

    I'm wondering where I'll go next December, obviously only one choice, the heart of darkness. Zimbabwe itself. I can visit some family graves there.
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  19. More like Fagot Cards
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Cozy by the fire.. just got out the pool 💗
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