Butter Chicken Curry - Resturant style skills confirmed

1. 2022-06-13 at 12:49 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Here it is, what you've been waiting for
   
   THE butter chicken curry as promised after the Chicken Tikka success story.
   
   And by god, what a success, tastes just like restaurant butter chicken...no more need for those pickup runs to Aga's Resturant in South Houston, I can just go home and make it myself.
   
   On top of that I discovered Green Giants "Riced Veggies"...25 cals per cup and only 2 NET carbs!...when smothered in my delicious butter chicken it tastes just like REAL rice.
   
   Here's it is...prepare yourself...
   
   
   THE BUTTER CHICKEN CURRY ITSELF:
   
   
   GREEN GIANT'S RICED VEGGIES
   
   
   THE FINAL RESULTS
   
   
   Absolutely amazing I think you'll agree, even more so when stuffed down one's esophagus after staging it briefly in the mouth.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2022-06-13 at 12:54 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   youre really good at what you do, id eat those smeely spiced up dishes from you anyday before i would from some total d-bag fakers who call me buddy and literally hate me and think im a white devil literally but they think theyre getting one over on me by making 2 dollars to be nice to me
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
3. 2022-06-13 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   did you really dump a dried herb on the top as garnish LMAO I would 1 star a restaurant if they did that
   
   
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   • Incessant
4. 2022-06-13 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood did you really dump a dried herb on the top as garnish LMAO I would 1 star a restaurant if they did that
   
   

   
   u eat gas station cuisine, u don't know shit about good food
5. 2022-06-13 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no i don't, you must be thinking of yourself because anyone that knows anything about cooking knows that dry herbs dont go in last
   
   
6. 2022-06-13 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood did you really dump a dried herb on the top as garnish LMAO I would 1 star a restaurant if they did that
   
   

   
   Find me a place in Houston that sells FRESH Fenugreek leaves or GTFO!
7. 2022-06-13 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   just use ciltantro . WTF is fenugreek
8. 2022-06-13 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just use ciltantro . WTF is fenugreek

   
   Fucking lol...Cilantro ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE Fenugreek That's like saying "Use urine instead of Ghee"
9. 2022-06-13 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

   
   diarrhea on rice
10. 2022-06-13 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny diarrhea on rice

    
    Riced Veggies...LeRn 2 Raed
11. 2022-06-13 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood did you really dump a dried herb on the top as garnish

    
    btw..it's not a garnish, it's very flavorful and it's stirred in not just left on top...see the finished item with it mixed in..DEE FUCKING LICK IOUS.
12. 2022-06-13 at 4:08 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Very nice. Even the presentation is not horrific. Well done jigg.
13. 2022-06-13 at 4:10 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I hate the words "delicious" and "scrumptious"
14. 2022-06-13 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I hate the words "delicious" and "scrumptious"

    
    Don't be a morose, negative rape monster. Be a positive, scrumptious rape monster.
15. 2022-06-13 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I hate the words "delicious" and "scrumptious"

    
    What about scrum-diddilly-umptious?
16. 2022-06-13 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Don't be a morose, negative rape monster. Be a positive, scrumptious rape monster.

    
    Morose is a great word
17. 2022-06-13 at 11:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Riced Veggies…LeRn 2 Raed

    
    bastardized rice.
    
    anyway the way you presented it really like a depiction of indian street ''artifacts''.
    
    idk what the two beige colored object is but it looks like used toilet paper besides a pool of diarrhea, on the street corner.
18. 2022-06-13 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Rape Monster u eat gas station cuisine, u don't know shit about good food

    
    i made a seafood-based thai green curry with makrut lime leaves as garnish for him the other day. it was pretty dank.
    
    we eat good sometimes, when im not being a lazy piece of shit.
19. 2022-06-14 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bastardized rice.
    
    anyway the way you presented it really like a depiction of indian street ''artifacts''.
    
    idk what the two beige colored object is but it looks like used toilet paper besides a pool of diarrhea, on the street corner.

    
    You reek of Jealousy my Asian brethren
20. 2022-06-14 at 3:52 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You reek of Jealousy my Asian brethren

    
    no at all.
    
    i eat superior siamese and gooknamese food all the time and i can assure you that siamese and gooknamese foods are superior to dalit cuisine in any amd every metrics measurable.
    
    except hygeine standard.