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What would you do if your child acted like Sploo?

  1. #1
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Would you beat him with a shoe?

    Would you give up and huff glue?

    What would you do if your kid was a Sploo?
  2. #2
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Cut it's fucking head off.
  3. #3
    My kid wouldn't act like him because I'd actually listen to him and try to help him instead of antagonizing him for things that weren't his fault.
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    post partum abortion
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Sploo aint shit he gets high on kava and goes to school. His parents buy him instruments and he has a fucking console and shit.

    When I was younger my parents did dope and would steal my electronics and sell them for drugs, I had no food and I couldn't get high on anything. I didn't go to school and I stole shit for kicks, then I became a harder drug addict than both my parents and now I torment them for what they did to me.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump When I was younger my parents did dope and would steal my electronics and sell them for drugs, I had no food and I couldn't get high on anything.

  7. #7
    adoption immediately
  8. #8
    my dad tried to get me to smoke crack once
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    he needs to post pics of his mom
  10. #10
    Beatings will continue until behaviour improves.
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