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    Kafka sweaty
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    Kafka sweaty
    My eyebrow appointment was cancelled without them letting me know and I didn't want to go anywhere with him when my eyebrows were like that.
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    He probably wants to pump you full of cum
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka My eyebrow appointment was cancelled without them letting me know and I didn't want to go anywhere with him when my eyebrows were like that.

    just shave them
  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra just shave them

    Yep either shave em or stretch em
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    Kafka sweaty
    I will just have to go home to do that so wasn't going anywhere with him righ then.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Maybe he's an amateur eyebrow technician and wanted to practice on you but was afraid of failure/rejection. You should have gotten drunk with him and licked each other's eyebrows
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lick the anus. make out with it close ur eyes and oretend its bradd pitt or something. like a face of brad pitt and not an ass.
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Wariat lick the anus. make out with it close ur eyes and oretend its bradd pitt or something. like a face of brad pitt and not an ass.

    He looks gross now. Anyway this guy lives in my estate so if I’m drunk later I might invite him over, not for sex.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its nice weather here today. how is ireland?
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Wariat its nice weather here today. how is ireland?

    Windy, sunny, bit of cloud, way too warm.
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    Kafka sweaty
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    Kafka sweaty
    This is gonna overwhelm me I can’t maintain irl relationships or friendships

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Kafka My eyebrow appointment was cancelled without them letting me know and I didn't want to go anywhere with him when my eyebrows were like that.

    There’s nothing like bushed eyebrows to ruin everything
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    Originally posted by Kafka My eyebrow appointment was cancelled without them letting me know and I didn't want to go anywhere with him when my eyebrows were like that.

    this is why i prefer childrens.

    they dont do any of these pretenscious shits.

    they dont curl their eye lashes, paint their eye brows or redden/pinken their lips.

    they dont even need to shave to pretend to be something they're not.

    ja. your the reason men become child lovere/
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is why i prefer childrens.

    they dont do any of these pretenscious shits.

    they dont curl their eye lashes, paint their eye brows or redden/pinken their lips.

    they dont even need to shave to pretend to be something they're not.

    ja. your the reason men become child lovere/

    12 yr olds here do all that, fake tan, shaving etc
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  17. #17
    Kafka sweaty
    We were wearing Elizabeth Arden foundation which is for mature women. Everyone had it, the same shade.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka guy lives in my estate

    hah
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    Originally posted by Kafka 12 yr olds here do all that, fake tan, shaving etc

    damm. 12 years old and already have hairy labias.

    must be the hormones they inject into fried chickens.
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    Originally posted by Wariat lick the anus. make out with it close ur eyes and oretend its bradd pitt or something. like a face of brad pitt and not an ass.

    I actually lold
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