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  1. #41
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread got incredibly degenerate
  2. #42
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo This thread got incredibly degenerate

    ya when bradley showed up
  3. #43
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood friends can have sex

    so can pets and pet owners no?
  4. #44
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No

    Animals are like children they can't say yes. I don't care if your horse is HORNY and ready to shove it's horse cock up your ass or pussy it's just not right

    Just like I don't care if that 16 year old slut is horny and wants to fuck and I don't care if it's legal. I knew lots of young sluts in school and they were all terrible and needed more guidance in their life, not dick
  5. #45
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    nah man dick can be guidance. it can make them adult or make them grow up and quit acting so dumb and immature already.
  6. #46
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    also the dick might help them out mentally so they quit cutting themselves for instance. it can sooth their pain.
  7. #47
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka ya when bradley showed up

    i didn't even post in this thread, if you wanna hop on a dick just tell me, i think you have really pretty ankles and am sure your wrists are just as delicate too.

  8. #48
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat nah man dick can be guidance. it can make them adult or make them grow up and quit acting so dumb and immature already.

    u are the dumbest and most immature person in the room no matter what, even in the company of teenage girls
  9. #49
    Bradley Florida Man
    ill be honest, i have a small crush on kafka. I typically hold this towards one member of our community at a time, kinda like how some of you fixate on a hated favorite, but the opposite, sober I'm quite friendly, jovial and would be happy to talk at length on the phone with most of you (not wellhung who has the mind of a child and plays with poop).

    The list of my crushes is as long as it is varied.

    AverageJane #1 Her and I still talk about once a year, she has a new fiance and is raising her kid and happy in michigan.

    HTS #3 No longer felt attracted once I saw how she was just getting fatter and older and gave up on being a woman so she looks like a eunuch mixed with Chrischan (no offense)

    And now Kafka #4. Not sure why, just kinda feel how I feel.

    #3 I will allow to remain a mystery mostly because I don't remember what that fat hispanic guy who cross dressed and played with weapons on his dad's coffee plantation in central america's name was. He was really cool to talk to once I understood he had a sophisticated knowledge of advanced (what I consider to be advanced) military weapons that he was able to purchase with his daddy's money from the military contractors in Argentina or Bolivia or some shit. Wasn't sexually attracted to a fat guy though, only emotionally and intellectually attatched.

    Then of course there was Sophie who I thought was a man who dressed up as a girl and kinda acts like one, but then he kinda gave me the creeps and I found out he was a weirdo pedophile genius and not a man who pretends to be a girl and lost all interest when I found out he didn't wanna get dicked down.

    Can't help how you feel folks, I'm a creep but I'm honest with you all about how I feel.

    That being said, Kafka I would love to start fresh but since you dont' want to I'll probably shit talk you in the future, but know I shit talk you out of the pain of rejection.

    That being said I feel like i'm a lot nicer of a person when I'm not drinking and would love to be your friend because you are a beautiful person even if you're not all there and have to go to Lidl with a chaperone.

    I'd be your chaperone but you'd end up getting a lot more anal sex, choked and bitten than I think you realize.

    So i give it some time and prayer and eventually someone will love me for who I am and accept my needs hesitantly. Cuz if you're like choke me, hold my throat, while you pull up and sodomize me, i wouldn't be interested, the nervousness gets me off.
  10. #50
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat nah man dick can be guidance.

    you're right. Women should all quit school and suck cock instead and have children when they are 16. What was I thinking.
  11. #51
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley ill be honest, i have a small crush on kafka. I typically hold this towards one member of our community at a time, kinda like how some of you fixate on a hated favorite, but the opposite, sober I'm quite friendly, jovial and would be happy to talk at length on the phone with most of you (not wellhung who has the mind of a child and plays with poop).

    The list of my crushes is as long as it is varied.

    AverageJane #1 Her and I still talk about once a year, she has a new fiance and is raising her kid and happy in michigan.

    HTS #3 No longer felt attracted once I saw how she was just getting fatter and older and gave up on being a woman so she looks like a eunuch mixed with Chrischan (no offense)

    And now Kafka #4. Not sure why, just kinda feel how I feel.

    #3 I will allow to remain a mystery mostly because I don't remember what that fat hispanic guy who cross dressed and played with weapons on his dad's coffee plantation in central america's name was. He was really cool to talk to once I understood he had a sophisticated knowledge of advanced (what I consider to be advanced) military weapons that he was able to purchase with his daddy's money from the military contractors in Argentina or Bolivia or some shit. Wasn't sexually attracted to a fat guy though, only emotionally and intellectually attatched.

    Then of course there was Sophie who I thought was a man who dressed up as a girl and kinda acts like one, but then he kinda gave me the creeps and I found out he was a weirdo pedophile genius and not a man who pretends to be a girl and lost all interest when I found out he didn't wanna get dicked down.

    Can't help how you feel folks, I'm a creep but I'm honest with you all about how I feel.

    That being said, Kafka I would love to start fresh but since you dont' want to I'll probably shit talk you in the future, but know I shit talk you out of the pain of rejection.

    That being said I feel like i'm a lot nicer of a person when I'm not drinking and would love to be your friend because you are a beautiful person even if you're not all there and have to go to Lidl with a chaperone.

    I'd be your chaperone but you'd end up getting a lot more anal sex, choked and bitten than I think you realize.

    So i give it some time and prayer and eventually someone will love me for who I am and accept my needs hesitantly. Cuz if you're like choke me, hold my throat, while you pull up and sodomize me, i wouldn't be interested, the nervousness gets me off.

    yeah that's what every woman wants an out gay man that will cheat on them at the local bathhouse and come home high on meth covered in AIDS cum
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  12. #52
    Kafka sweaty
    He can keep his crush.
  13. #53
    Bradley Florida Man
    You're my crush <3
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