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Poll: Should I have moved to Florida with no plans??

I moved away forever and ruined my life.

  1. #1
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    I've been not doing good it's been really fucking fun.

    Step 1:
    Stop taking your meds, you don't even need the arthritis ones if someone asks tell them you don't get any meds anymore.
    Step 2:
    Folks this will require about 3$, 2.80 at Walmart.
    Bring 20. Youll require 4 four packs now I probably shouldn't give away all the secrets:
    the number% ABV must be high enough to put clearly on the can.

    I've tried most of them unless they're not cheap, my recommendation;
    Hurricane Malt Liquor
    Reds Apple Ale
    Steel reserve 211

    Get all of them everyday fuck it!

    Step 3 realize you're officially back withdrawing from alcohol, shake and get sick every 8 to 12 hours and you barely eat.

    But you do hate yourself and the majority of the people in your life. I love this community tho mostly because of the interactions you and I have shared. Don't ever forget thisfaggot.

    Step 3 suck and fuck and tweak and drink and fall in love with your ex.

    Step 4 have your mom say you HAVE TO COME BACK, STOP HAVING SEX WITH LOKIE, I NEED YOU TO PACK MY STUFF I MOVE ON MEMORIAL DAY. So I did.

    I packed up all the stuff, she made dinner and started ridiculing me guys. So I told her my opinion of her and said I don't normally tell people how I really feel. She locked me out of the house when I went outside and called the police non emergency line for a welfare check

    Step 5 tell the cops youre moving to Florida tomorrow morning and don't get welfare checks my SOCIAL SECURITY go on a card.

    He said what do you need out of the house. I have 3 outfits a fishing pole and the ring I was wearing and my wallet

    Step 6 oh shoot the cop thouggt I was serious, drove me to the greyhound station and "helped me" use my debit card to buy a ticket at noon two days ago to be in Miami Florida 50 hours later

    Folks I've left the state of Wisconsin twice before and I'm 28 and visited 11 cities in the last day, got robbed for my phone in Atlanta, smoked crack, bought a blunt at every stop, got my dick sucked by a black person in the bathroom (the highlight so far) and tried to fuck this fat Amish girl who going to Ft Lauderdale.
    She told me she is widower and not promiscuous. I said oh and started writing this

    But I have a plan for when I get there! And it involves me asking for mental health treatment while I detox at the hospital. I hope I can get back on my meds and into transitional housing.

    I had a seizure 2 weeks ago from delerium tremens and that's when I realized I'm fucked (again)

    So I took the opportunity of my departure to tell everyone exactly how I always felt about them


    My best friend stole from me while I was gone and I just kinda realized everyone in my life except for 3 men could not exist and I'd be happier. So I gave away everything I own or told my roommate to keep it or left it at my mom's.


    tldr I'm doing what §m£ÂgØL did except I'm gonna get my dick sucked a lot not fucked in the ass by hydromorphones husband in a piss smelling trailer.

    Or maybe I will!

    FINAL STEP
    Declared yourself the greatest and THEN YOU CATCH DAT BUS

    to Miami where youre gonna try not to be an ego tistical mean drunk

    I'm gonna try to be nice to everyone I meet and not be the piece of shit I have been for years that thinks he needs to be the bad guy because I have been for so long. Can't wait to be drunk in 7 hours guys, Miami in 12.

    Long Live our Community.

    I will include a photo of me and the Amish lady who while not being a looker has a really cute mouth and an accent I've never heard b4
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  2. #2
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    This has been one of the most exciting and greatest days of my life.

    I'm so proud of myself for doing what I said I wanted for only myself and my own desires.
  3. #3
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like the Paul Wozny and it's not a good feeling.
  4. #4
    idk but i'm down to just pack up and move wherever, idk about florida though but fuck it maybe sure why not

  5. #5
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
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  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Oh brother...

    Sounds to me like you got it all figured out.

    I wish you luck.
    Sincerely I do and I hope for an update soon.

    Stay off the meth.
    Kind of impossible in Florida but try your best to stay off the meth.

    Post pics plz.
  7. #7
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Oh brother…

    Sounds to me like you got it all figured out.

    I wish you luck.
    Sincerely I do and I hope for an update soon.

    Stay off the meth.
    Kind of impossible in Florida but try your best to stay off the meth.

    Post pics plz.

    I look bad, showered four days ago, covered in sweat and little pimples. All my clothes is 3 outfits. I don't want to use tweak, I wanna get drunk but the Arabians won't sell before 8. My body hurts a lot, my hands are covered in cuts, I have no drugs or meds.

    This is such bullshit and I'm kinda scared. But it's time to figure my shit out
    .
    If I could do prison at 19 I think I can do tropical rehab at 28.

    Fingers crossed.
  8. #8
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    I started my trip Tuesday at noon and it ends Thursday at 4pm. I've never been in any vehiclefor more than six hours shackled to the prison.

    I bought two Powerades and hope I can keep them down till 8 so I can get a beer and not be sick.

    I feel like a junkie and I honestly hate it
  9. #9
    hes gone full nomad!



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  10. #10
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    HOW DOTH THINE MOUTH, GOODIE GOODWIFE?
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Proud of you big man. Forward moves. You're doin it
  12. #12
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Uhhhhh ok?

    Imho get a job n save money n buy a house Mai nig
  13. #13
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by Bradley

    You remind me of CT 👍🏼

  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley ur not an idiot uve been clean b4 u can do it bruh I believe in u
  15. #15
    "Catching the bus" means something else around these here parts.
  16. #16
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Catching the bus" means something else around these here parts.

    Gay sex innuendo?
  17. #17
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley

    whos the bitch
  18. #18
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    n quit the heavy drinking since you quit the drugs. Either stop or make some moderation rules for yourself
  19. #19
    Drink more and do more drugs 🤠
  20. #20
    Lot of retired folk in Florida...hit up one of those 68yr old widows and move in with her, you'll only need to eat pussy once or twice a week and be nice to her and you'll be set.
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