I need a gun

1. 2017-04-28 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I went to cash my paycheck at the ATM and I figured hey its like 3am and snowing it will he dead. There are so many sketchy people theres no fucking way im pulling $1000 cash out of the machine in front of all these rats.
   
   Theres a guy fucking whistling at me like I'm not a fucking dog fuck off worst corner boy ever I cross the street and dash into a group of some homeless I blend right in except for my headphone so I pocket those and finish my smoke.
   
   I have 0 cash on me. I go into the store and the rats descent upon the place and that guy who whistled at me is standing outside.
   
   So I took out $200 and bought some bitcoin at the ATM. This way if I get jacked I have less to lose.
   
   As I walk out theres a nice black tint luxury SUV and a hooker gets out. The longer I'm out here the more likely I can score tech and a hooker... Or get robbed.
   
   I'm just hanging back until the rats are gone the snow just picked up. Im gonna grab my cash and try to blend in with the vermin
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   • aldra
2. 2017-04-28 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There are too many handsome and well tanned individuals around. I refuse to pull out my money in front of non whites unless theres drugs involved
3. 2017-04-28 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This reads like some kind of neo-noir detective novel or some shit.
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   • aldra
4. 2017-04-28 at 11:54 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got my mom to drive me that way I dont have to go back with a knife and potentially stab someone
5. 2017-04-28 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh well as long as your mommy is there to protect you.
6. 2017-04-28 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The jedis nicked my money god dammit
7. 2017-04-28 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #7
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Move out of the nigger neighborhood /thread.
8. 2017-04-28 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #8
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i can build u sumting, low mainitenence high stealth wen u let it off it make dat shit rokcsd
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkLsZhhutks
9. 2017-04-28 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Move out of the nigger neighborhood /thread.

   
   And move to where?
10. 2017-04-28 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    paint a toy gun black to the same effect
11. 2017-04-28 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #11
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I went to cash my paycheck at the ATM and I figured hey its like 3am and snowing it will he dead. There are so many sketchy people theres no fucking way im pulling $1000 cash out of the machine in front of all these rats.
    
    Theres a guy fucking whistling at me like I'm not a fucking dog fuck off worst corner boy ever I cross the street and dash into a group of some homeless I blend right in except for my headphone so I pocket those and finish my smoke.
    
    I have 0 cash on me. I go into the store and the rats descent upon the place and that guy who whistled at me is standing outside.
    
    So I took out $200 and bought some bitcoin at the ATM. This way if I get jacked I have less to lose.
    
    As I walk out theres a nice black tint luxury SUV and a hooker gets out. The longer I'm out here the more likely I can score tech and a hooker… Or get robbed.
    
    I'm just hanging back until the rats are gone the snow just picked up. Im gonna grab my cash and try to blend in with the vermin

    
    you'll put your fucking eye out
12. 2017-04-28 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #12
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How the fuck can it be snowing? Do you live in Antarctica or something?
13. 2017-04-28 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #13
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL How the fuck can it be snowing? Do you live in Antarctica or something?

    
    no shit. it was 97 degrees out today
14. 2017-04-29 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL How the fuck can it be snowing? Do you live in Antarctica or something?

    
    Norway
15. 2017-04-29 at 7:12 AM UTC

    #15
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jill you are an undeniable faggot. I talk. Unreal.
16. 2017-04-29 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HEy fuck you go drunk post in someones elses thread you lush