Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prison

1. 2022-06-03 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #61
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster if he was a tranny in a dress named Kelly they would have clapped and cheered

   
   and have been declared to be "Stunning and brave"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rape Monster
2. 2022-06-03 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #62
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Sudo Besides stupidly implying that literacy has a liberal bias, doing something on an aircraft could constitute a federal crime resulting in a sentence inside a federal prison
   
   Did you go to jail for rape and that's why you're scared of vaginas?

   
   No shit dumbass.
   Hows the unemployed bitch and the other mans cum you support doing? Did you make sure to give her loonies today so she can go get plastered then get pounded while your working? I bet she told you she loves you when you got home and you wonder why shes always so wet when shes really filled with cum from chad
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   • Sudo
3. 2022-06-03 at 7:08 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by cigreting No shit dumbass.
   Hows the unemployed bitch and the other mans cum you support doing? Did you make sure to give her loonies today so she can go get plastered then get pounded while your working? I bet she told you she loves you when you got home and you wonder why shes always so wet when shes really filled with cum from chad

   
   Wow I knew it. You are a sex offender turned incel who harbors anger and resentment towards half the population of the world because of your own creepiness. If you want to appear less creepy, using terms like "Chad" and "Stacy" and throwing your projections and insecurities into any discussion of gender relations certainly will not help
   
   So are you ready to talk about it now? What happened with you being charged? You can't heal until you're honest and keeping your angsty autistic involuntary celibacy inside will only make things worse. What happened?
4. 2022-06-03 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want to rock out with my cock out on a plane.
5. 2022-06-03 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #65
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump

   
   That's 47yr old Bill Krozby right there...
6. 2022-06-03 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #66
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Was squirting on people considered aggravated circumstances?
7. 2022-06-03 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #67
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I want to rock out with my cock out on a plane.

   
   trouser snake on a plane
8. 2022-06-04 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I want to rock out with my cock out on a plane.

   
   Dress and act like a mentally retarded person, they will just brush it off and look away once ur dick comes out, "meh...fuckin tards..."
9. 2022-06-04 at 9:04 AM UTC

   #69
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Idk bro…jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.

   
   jesus christ I thought you were joking
   
   

   “She suspected that McGarity ejaculated because he licked a white substance from his fingers,” according to the complaint.

   
   "you've got nothing, skypigs, I disposed of the evidence"
10. 2022-06-04 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Dress and act like a mentally retarded person

    
    
    No problem.