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Southwest passenger who masturbated on flight gets 48 days in prison

  1. #41
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how is that possible.

    Pink short shorts + long willy = Oops.
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  2. #42
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how is that possible.

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  3. #43
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pink short shorts + long willy = Oops.

    shorts that short should be harram.

    white shariaa now.
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  4. #44
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    first world problem
  5. #45
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know but the writer throwing in the word 'sick' is amusing. Like a Christian mom in her late 30s snuck into the room for one second and added that in herself.

    Idk bro...jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Idk bro…jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.

    Well yeah it was just the informality. Like generally when I read a local news article they don't say "local man accused of a sick, disgusting and horrible act of so and so' they just the crime without the adjectives like that.
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  7. #47
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Idk bro…jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.

    Well I suppose he should have offered it to her first.
  8. #48
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Idk I'm just pissed I got 12 months in county for possessing under a half gram of dope and this fucking guy gets 48 days for fucking jacking off next to a bitch on a plane and licking his cum up.


    Fucking over-sentence much missouri?
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  9. #49
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Typical dumbass writer, calls 48 days in jail "prison". All writers are democrats and liberals so it doesnt surprise me anylonger
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  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Typical dumbass writer, calls 48 days in jail "prison". All writers are democrats and liberals so it doesnt surprise me anylonger

    I wonder if they know that loser is spelled with one o and not two.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by cigreting Typical dumbass writer, calls 48 days in jail "prison". All writers are democrats and liberals so it doesnt surprise me anylonger


    The only qualification you need to be a journalist is to be some MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING jedi with no real world experience.
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  12. #52
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Idk bro…jacking off on a plane next to a chick and then licking all the cum off your hands classifies as exactly that, sick, to me.

    it's not like he was staring intently at her while doing it
  13. #53
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Typical dumbass writer, calls 48 days in jail "prison". All writers are democrats and liberals so it doesnt surprise me anylonger

    Besides stupidly implying that literacy has a liberal bias, doing something on an aircraft could constitute a federal crime resulting in a sentence inside a federal prison

    Did you go to jail for rape and that's why you're scared of vaginas?
  14. #54


    How is it possible to go to jail for whipping your cock out on a plane, but it's OK to bring children to gay pride events?

    I don't understand it at all.

    Why can't you jack off on a plane? Isn't it a valid form of self expression and a pleasant way to pass the time?


    What u fink Antonio?
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  15. #55
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Is that Antonio? He is looking rough as fuck for a 34 year old. Must stop masturbating!
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I-fink-he's-freaky and I-like-him-a-lot. 🎶
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  17. #57
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    What u fink Antonio?

    He's got a mischievous face...clearly this was just done for giggles and the amusement of an apparent cooperative seat mate...she probably only reported him because he fell asleep and she wasn't "done".
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  18. #58
    troon African Astronaut
    He may have been fondling himself while that pic was taken
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She was probably a professional photo/video editor and used cgi to spitefully make it appear as though he was SICKLY self-pleasuring when he was actually just playing with a fidget spinner the whole time cuz it was his first flight ever and he was nervous.

    These bitches do be crazy tho.
  20. #60
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    if he was a tranny in a dress named Kelly they would have clapped and cheered
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