2017-04-28 at 6:34 PM UTC
:fap_:
Open your mouth, babe. I got something for you.
2017-04-28 at 6:37 PM UTC
Wait Lanny make one that faces the other direction too. You never know in which direction you might need to be fapping in a given situation
2017-04-28 at 7:18 PM UTC
there we go, pure artistry
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2017-04-28 at 7:19 PM UTC
I can't believe you're actually working on these fucking stupid suggestions and not fixing the edit text functionality
you
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2017-04-28 at 7:23 PM UTC
When I was a mime, my troupe and I raped this bitch, we did unspeakable things to her
2017-04-28 at 7:48 PM UTC
you make one sex joke and this guy follows you around for days. I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.
2017-04-28 at 8:12 PM UTC
oh shit it does. This is some downright fantastical shit nigga
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2017-04-28 at 8:24 PM UTC
I actually believe you. That's how much I believe in myself.
Unrelated: I think I just made a life changing decision straight out of my gut just now and I got tears in my eyes and... and I feel the fire in me burning again. Fuck, maybe it is related. Maybe trying to make your dick fall off with everything I had unlocked something in me. It feels like I unlocked myself. This is amazing.
2017-04-28 at 10:34 PM UTC
my dick tends to unlock a lot of things, if you know what I mean
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