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Ever since Wren was arrested on his bicycle and charged with a DUI, he has been distrustful of the police...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, meanwhile, the courts continue to parole convicted felons who constantly carry a piece.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It worked. I replied.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It worked. I replied.

    i got arrested and charged with DUI while operating a motorized vehicle. I was a bigger threat to society than u were.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What are you talking about? I've never gotten a bike DUI.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What are you talking about? I've never gotten a bike DUI.

    i thought u told me you did a while back?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sounds like you've been Mandela affected. Theres a lot of information floating around. I suggest taking notes instead of relying on, what we have now determined to be, your slipshod memory.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    hes off his meds again folx
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Sounds like you've been Mandela affected. Theres a lot of information floating around. I suggest taking notes instead of relying on, what we have now determined to be, your slipshod memory.

    Ok. Sorry about that. But you did mention that the police harassed you while you were riding a bicycle. I bet the farm on it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You've tarnished my reputation and it's gonna take me some time to find forgiveness in my heart. Please respect the process in these trying times.

    Thanks.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For the record, I've been distrustful of police probably since I was about 14 or 15 and did a ride-along job-shadow thing with the West Fargo police department as I actually wanted to become a law enforcement officer myself.

    Actually no that didn't make me distrust them it just made me realize how boring and easy their job really is.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ For the record, I've been distrustful of police probably since I was about 14 or 15 and did a ride-along job-shadow thing with the West Fargo police department as I actually wanted to become a law enforcement officer myself.

    Actually no that didn't make me distrust them it just made me realize how boring and easy their job really is.

    Are police officers overrated?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Are police officers overrated?

    Do pizza delivery boys like to FUCK?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Do pizza delivery boys like to FUCK?

    🤣
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Do pizza delivery boys like to FUCK?

    why am i such a huge loser?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung why am i such a huge loser?

    Because you're not small.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whenever I feel like a loser I go to a nearby elementary school and challenge kids to a game of "UFC."
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    I've rode a few "bikes" while under the influence...I'm not proud of it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've rode a few "bikes" while under the influence…I'm not proud of it.

    What kind of bikes specifically?
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    Fat ones
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I never figured you for a top.
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