What if your name was Johnny Ananas

1. 2022-05-29 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   And you were the son of pineapple merchants who had your normal last name but love pineapples so much they named you Johnny Ananas?
   
   What kind of life would you lead?
2. 2022-05-29 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   a tender one
3. 2022-05-29 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Why, because of the enzymes?
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   • Meikai
4. 2022-05-29 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why, because of the enzymes?

   
   yes
5. 2022-05-29 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who are you, John N. Zimes?
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   • Meikai
6. 2022-05-29 at 4:55 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   this is the stupidest fucking bit and i hate myself for chuckling at it as often as i do
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
7. 2022-05-29 at 4:59 PM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   I'm trying hard to live up to the legacy of my personal hero, John Bringingsmilestoeveryone