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1. 2017-04-28 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #5101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You have children?! Ugh. Fucking kill yourself you fucking trash.
   
   Are you Idio pretending to be Australien?
2. 2017-04-28 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #5102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR You have children?! Ugh. Fucking kill yourself you fucking trash.
   
   Are you Idio pretending to be Australien?

   
   He said son. His son is 36 years old. He is a man, not a "child".
3. 2017-04-28 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #5103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I didn't ask for tips on how to make my living room ugly with Paki furniture so could you please be silent you goatfucker?
4. 2017-04-28 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #5104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR I didn't ask for tips on how to make my living room ugly with Paki furniture so could you please be silent you goatfucker?

   
   I'll shut your mouth with my cock, you insecurity guard.
5. 2017-04-28 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #5105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bling's cat died. I'm sorry. I'm just sad.
   
   Never heard "insecurity guard" before, though. Not bad.
6. 2017-04-28 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #5106
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   12 brits are raping a german girl in a back alley. She starts yelling "nien! nein! nein!".
   
   so three leave
7. 2017-04-28 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #5107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Is this a set up for a "you got banned" punchline?
   
   It better is.
8. 2017-04-28 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #5108
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   A nip is fucking an american girl on a pool table. She wants it deeper and starts saying "cue, cue, cue!" so he calls up eight of his friends.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
9. 2017-04-28 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #5109
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by RisiR It better is.

   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-04-28 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #5110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Very!Berry can bundy be enhancemented to bundy

    
    =D
11. 2017-04-28 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #5111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    DXМ.
    
    (/:-=(
12. 2017-04-28 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #5112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR DXМ.
    
    (/:-=(

    
    bundy
    
    how u do this!?!?!!!?!
13. 2017-04-28 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #5113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    DXM
    
    NOICE
14. 2017-04-28 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #5114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Very!Berry DXM

    
    I have to say. That was clever.
    
    You didn't use magic like me but I actually like your version better. I'm proud of you. Good job.
15. 2017-04-28 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #5115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN BUY A NEW TV ALL THESE COMMERCIALS MAKE ME SO HAPPY
16. 2017-04-28 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #5116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny 12 brits are raping a german girl in a back alley. She starts yelling "nien! nein! nein!".
    
    so three leave

    
    I heard a simpler one:
    
    What's the number for the German rape hotline? 999.
17. 2017-04-28 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #5117
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ** Cringe alert **
    
    What's the German phone sex headquarters number?
    
    Sechs sechs sechs sechs sechs sechs sechs sechs sechs sechs
    
    Goml
18. 2017-04-28 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #5118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I honestly didn't know that German numbers where a mainstay of American comedy. Interesting.
    
    Do you use any of that material on stage, Lanny?
19. 2017-04-28 at 9 PM UTC

    #5119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I dont want to work. Fuck work

    
    I feel the same way. At least I have this weekend off.
20. 2017-04-28 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #5120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Absolutely fuck work and caring about anything.