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  1. Pigs will eat pools of vomit as well. Doesn't bother 'em.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just checking in with polefaddah to make sure his spring and summer are going swimmingly. I could definitely use someone to give me advice. All my chickens got Aten and I wasn't comfortable welding the frame rail on my truck. Life is hard but I'm harder
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How do I do sonotube posts postcat?
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    if in the great white north you must dig 4' down set tube fill with concrete ,, if in the south only 3 feet down.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT if in the great white north you must dig 4' down set tube fill with concrete ,, if in the south only 3 feet down.

    I was just about to buy somewhere 8 foot 6x6s from a less than reputable supplier but they turned out to be moldy which was annoying. It's for a 6 foot high fence so I was only gonna go 2 feet down

    But my question was more to do with rebar placement, concrete mixture and ensuring Everything is straight and level
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2 feet will allow it to move around in the frost if its a wet area in the spring and fall, I wouldnt use rebar if its just posts. I would set the post in the hole and fill with creat and use a level to get it rite while creat is wet and settin up.. no tube needed
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's for a fence so I'm trying to make it pretty str8. It's gonna border a sidewalk and paver driveway so that'll hold it abit better. Water should wash right down because it's on a hill. I think it's gotta b 2 feet because 6x6s only come in 8 and 12 feet and it's gotta b 6 feet high
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Some rich dick wants some parts of his exterior house painted and I don't know anything about it. I asked a bunch of questions and he essentially hired me to do it, however the only people I know who do exterior painting are either in jail or have no resources to accomplish it.

    Help. I took pictures I can send. It's like the side of the house and over the doorframe where a few paint chips fell and he wants the whole thing redone. He knows I do good work so I just need to figure out how to quote it and subcontract it where I get a chunk.
  9. Originally posted by Sudo Some rich dick wants some parts of his exterior house painted and I don't know anything about it. I asked a bunch of questions and he essentially hired me to do it, however the only people I know who do exterior painting are either in jail or have no resources to accomplish it.

    Help. I took pictures I can send. It's like the side of the house and over the doorframe where a few paint chips fell and he wants the whole thing redone. He knows I do good work so I just need to figure out how to quote it and subcontract it where I get a chunk.

    That's a very easy job. You can do it yourself no problem, and it could get you off the drugs and keep you occupied. All you need is a brush. I use a brush for everything, no rollers or sprayers. Buy some exterior paint in the right color, buy some brushes, buy some paint cleaner, cut some rags, borrow a ladder, off you go.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's a very easy job. You can do it yourself no problem, and it could get you off the drugs and keep you occupied. All you need is a brush. I use a brush for everything, no rollers or sprayers. Buy some exterior paint in the right color, buy some brushes, buy some paint cleaner, cut some rags, borrow a ladder, off you go.

    I have 2 small bidnizzez which keep me very busy. I know how to paint and the fancy terminology like "brush" and "rags" , I really just dont want to. Mostly asking about quoting as it's for a rich guy so he will want it done as fancily as possible so what specific primers or weather resistant brands etc
  11. Originally posted by Sudo I have 2 small bidnizzez which keep me very busy. I know how to paint and the fancy terminology like "brush" and "rags" , I really just dont want to. Mostly asking about quoting as it's for a rich guy so he will want it done as fancily as possible so what specific primers or weather resistant brands etc

    Just ask the dude at the paint store. He knows everything.
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    No one knows Moore than Benjamin
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I have 2 small bidnizzez which keep me very busy. I know how to paint and the fancy terminology like "brush" and "rags" , I really just dont want to. Mostly asking about quoting as it's for a rich guy so he will want it done as fancily as possible so what specific primers or weather resistant brands etc

    quote the guy a price then hire someone to do it for less and keep the difference?
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A good one was the "Hamburger Killer", because he'd take his victims and put them in an industrial meat grinder and make hamburgers for friends and relatives he'd invite over for supper. He was nabbed when one of the guests noticed that the meat didn't really taste like hamburger at all, "more like sea food", and the killer kept making odd jokes while they ate, rousing suspicion, the guest said. The guest brought the burger to police and they had it analyzed and declared it human remains.

  15. These are some of the jokes he told during dinner, arousing suspicion:

    Q. What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
    A. Meals on wheels

    Q. What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?
    A. Five Guys.

    People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

    Q. What’s the definition of trust?
    A. Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
  16. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ These are some of the jokes he told during dinner, arousing suspicion:

    Q. What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
    A. Meals on wheels

    Q. What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?
    A. Five Guys.

    People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

    Q. What’s the definition of trust?
    A. Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

    C.

    for copy-paste
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny C.

    for copy-paste

    You'd like me to put more effort into it.
  18. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'd like me to put more effort into it.

    original effort
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Happy faddahs day rollie poley poley. Hope it's smooth QUAILING for you
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I aint got no damn kids and my worthless daddy done kicked the bucket thanks fur reminding me to call me step dad tho he's a worthy old cuss
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