Congress talk about the tooth fairy

1. 2022-05-19 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lodger Free They could be here using our sun as a refueling station and stop off at earth to see how we're progressing. Watching us like you're in a zoo watching primates through the glass door but that glass door was a one way mirror from their advantage until the blind primates ability to hear better than the rest of the apes knew something was just past the mirror barrier

   
   They could also be Santa's helpers checking the naughty lists throughout the year.
   
   Which is more likely though...people lying or being clueless/dimwitted (a known) or exotic creatures traveling through wormholes to land in a field and then fuck off back home (an unknown)?
   
   ..the simplest answer is usually the right answer.
2. 2022-05-19 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..the simplest answer is usually the right answer.

   
   Old addage. Usually untrue when it comes to particle arrays, advance physics, interdisciplinary think tanks.
3. 2022-05-19 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Old addage. Usually untrue when it comes to particle arrays, advance physics, interdisciplinary think tanks.

   
   Time to roll out the classic
   
   
4. 2022-05-19 at 9 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Time to roll out the classic
   
   

   
   So, I used to go on UFO.com 20 years back. I think it was ran out of Australia or NZ
   
   Anywho, they were asking us regulars if we would like to go on TV with our experience in research. It wasn't this show, however I was very facinated with UFOlogy and should have written books but I felt it's really wrong to make money at something you're not sure of. But to lie and play it off to people willing to part with their sucker money.
   
   It's why I feel I am poor to this day.
   
   Maybe I should take up being a bullshitter for profit but I feel potentially I would be victimized by bad MoJo er summin. Dharma Karma poop
5. 2022-05-19 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #65
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I've been abducted by aliens so you're wrong
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6. 2022-05-19 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free So, I used to go on UFO.com 20 years back. I think it was ran out of Australia or NZ
   
   Anywho, they were asking us regulars if we would like to go on TV with our experience in research. It wasn't this show, however I was very facinated with UFOlogy and should have written books but I felt it's really wrong to make money at something you're not sure of. But to lie and play it off to people willing to part with their sucker money.
   
   It's why I feel I am poor to this day.
   
   Maybe I should take up being a bullshitter for profit but I feel potentially I would be victimized by bad MoJo er summin. Dharma Karma poop

   
   You're poor because you're a moron.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rape Monster
7. 2022-05-19 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've been abducted by aliens so you're wrong

   
   same here, by grays
8. 2022-05-19 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #68
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I was kidnapped by mexicans but they had a spaceship
9. 2022-05-19 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   the ones who got me had a rapeship
10. 2022-05-19 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #70
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The aliens were here before man existed. They built this entire world and ecosystem, and they've been studying and documenting each one of us ever since.
11. 2022-05-19 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The aliens were here before man existed. They built this entire world and ecosystem, and they've been studying and documenting each one of us ever since.

    
    the aliens fucked the apes on earth and made humans
12. 2022-05-19 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #72
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    They fucked beautiful women and had giant babies with supernatural powers. Just nearing one would make your head literally explode. Twenty-five feet tall.
13. 2022-05-19 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They fucked beautiful women and had giant babies with supernatural powers. Just nearing one would make your head literally explode. Twenty-five feet tall.

    
    u were a wee lad at the time, right?
14. 2022-05-20 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're poor because you're a moron.

    
    Stalker goes right to me but ignores questions of the crimes he once bragged.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood
15. 2022-05-20 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster the ones who got me had a rapeship

    
    R u that §m£ÂgØL faggot?
16. 2022-05-20 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #76
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Stalker goes right to me but ignores questions of the crimes he once bragged.

    
    you said it, paul
17. 2022-05-20 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you said it, paul

    
    That's Paul Wonzy according to brad
18. 2022-05-22 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Stalker goes right to me but ignores questions of the crimes he once bragged.

    
    You have no questions only the answers the voices in your head tell you. Besides I've already told you all you need to know you nosey old woman.