Congress talk about the tooth fairy

1. 2022-05-18 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lodger Free UFOs or AEP doesn't mean Aliens from another planet.

   
   Exactly...the problem is though 99.826% of Dumbo Americans (and other nationalities) think it does.
   
   Either way Congress has much more important things to discuss right now other than "tic tac" shaped object that haven't done shit of a threatening nature.
2. 2022-05-18 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Better to be prepared then not prepared and have aliens attack you randomly some day.
3. 2022-05-18 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Better to be prepared then not prepared and have aliens attack you randomly some day.

   
   Not sure how no clue congressmen/women chit chatting about UFOs achieves that preparedness...
4. 2022-05-18 at 3:04 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Jigglypuff is triggered by martian men and gray aliens coming to abduct me and my holes
5. 2022-05-18 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's the reptilians I'm scared of, those things have no empathy.
6. 2022-05-18 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   Like I said, AI is going to let Satan into the world through man's actions
   
   He will take jobs from the common laboror
   
   He will turn machine on mankind (Pronouns, bitches.. deal with it). He will allow the ghost
7. 2022-05-18 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Like I said, AI is going to let Satan into the world through man's actions
   
   He will take jobs from the common laboror
   
   He will turn machine on mankind (Pronouns, bitches.. deal with it). He will allow the ghost

   
   im in ur walls
8. 2022-05-18 at 9:32 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the reptilians I'm scared of, those things have no empathy.

   
   Just carry a pocket full of caterpillars and you'll be fine.
9. 2022-05-18 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster im in ur walls

   
   Is that you, hot 👄 lips
10. 2022-05-18 at 9:34 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just carry a pocket full of caterpillars and you'll be fine.

    
    good way to end up with a caterpillar burrowing itself into ur urethra
11. 2022-05-19 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free UFOs or AEP doesn't mean Aliens from another planet. they could be from with in our own planet. they might be the ones teaching people about AI to bring Satan's children into Mans world through the Virtual portal of machines.
    
    because clearly 1s and 0s exist even in God's heaven and Satan's hell.

    
    So aliens from an advanced civilization are out of the question but virtual interdimensional demons are plausible?
    
    
12. 2022-05-19 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So aliens from an advanced civilization are out of the question but virtual interdimensional demons are plausible?
    
    

    
    It's possible that life exist out there on or well past human evolution, however if the wormhole isn't possible then there is 0 chance some fucking species will sleep for 100,000 years from their side of the Galaxy to ours. Then it's millions of light years to the next Galaxy. The closest star is 8 light years, then 16 then 100 then it's in the thousands
    
    
    So we have like 3-5 solar system to possibly be visited by.
    
    
    I'm leaning towards interdimentions over physical beings in our own
13. 2022-05-19 at 12:22 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free It's possible that life exist out there on or well past human evolution

    
    No one questions the likely existence of life elsewhere in the universe...the questing is if they are wasting their time coming here to buzz around some dumb farmer in the middle of nowhere and then go on there way
    
    "Hey Zong, I'm sure glad we traveled 397 light years so we could fuck with that farmer and his cows...well worth the trip, lets go home now"
    
    But again, UFO doesn't mean "aliens" anyway...it likely means Chinese drones/lies/crazy people thinking Venus is a mothership etc etc.
14. 2022-05-19 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    What about people like me who actually got abducted
15. 2022-05-19 at 12:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster What about people like me who actually got abducted

    
    Two dudes in green suits anal probing you in the back of their van after a Halloween party doesn't = aliens either.
16. 2022-05-19 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Two dudes in green suits anal probing you in the back of their van after a Halloween party doesn't = aliens either.

    
    they werent green men they were alien grays
17. 2022-05-19 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    more like alien gays tbh since they played with my dick
18. 2022-05-19 at 1:06 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Aliens don't travel long distances by traditional methods. They use quantum gateways.
19. 2022-05-19 at 1:07 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Aliens don't travel long distances by traditional methods. They use quantum gateways.

    
    Source?
20. 2022-05-19 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    quantum gay ways