Changing oil on my GF's 2018 Acadia...

1. 2022-05-20 at 5:45 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   most new cars are really low to center gravity these days. they have to have skid plates
   
   just STFU up you old crazy man. someone needs to take your license away as well as your guns. you're mental af
2. 2022-05-20 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #22
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Skid plates and cross-members are 2 entirely separate things unless they are not but for the sake of what I am trying to say they are.
   Skid plates protect important shit when driving over shitty shit like when you go off roading.
   Cross-members are just structural pieces that help hold stuff together.
   
   It's obvious some people in this thread wouldn't know a skid plate if they got smacked in the face with one.
3. 2022-05-20 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Skid plates and cross-members are 2 entirely separate things unless they are not but for the sake of what I am trying to say they are.
   Skid plates protect important shit when driving over shitty shit like when you go off roading.
   Cross-members are just structural pieces that help hold stuff together.
   
   It's obvious some people in this thread wouldn't know a skid plate if they got smacked in the face with one.

   
   Don't you ever contradict me ever again you son of a bitch.
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4. 2022-05-20 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #24
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Don't you ever contradict me ever again you son of a bitch.

   
   I can fit under my girlfriend's car.
   My whole body.
   I am able to easily wiggle up underneath it from the front and come back out from the back.
5. 2022-05-20 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #25
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Ground clearance is 7.2 inches.
   The average penis size is 6 inches.
   
   In stupid terms, my girlfriend can drive over most dicks without ever touching them.
   Some big ones might slap the bumper but they will just get bent out of the way after that and wont even cum close to touching her oil enhancement.
   Got it?
6. 2022-05-20 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   how many different dipsticks have she had,
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7. 2022-05-21 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I can fit under my girlfriend's car.
   My whole body.
   I am able to easily wiggle up underneath it from the front and come back out from the back.

   
   Bro I just measured my chest while on my back and it's 10 inches. How areyou so small
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8. 2022-05-21 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free I literally didn't even know that most have them. You know why, because I asked the guy who changed it last. he said all new vehicles now have them and had for over a decade.
   
   that shows how old you're ass is.

   
   You completely made that conversation up. Your fat ass hasn't been under a car in 25 years.
9. 2022-05-21 at 5 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Skid plates and cross-members are 2 entirely separate things unless they are not but for the sake of what I am trying to say they are.
   Skid plates protect important shit when driving over shitty shit like when you go off roading.
   Cross-members are just structural pieces that help hold stuff together.
   
   It's obvious some people in this thread wouldn't know a skid plate if they got smacked in the face with one.

   
   He doesn't know the difference between a skid plate and the skid marks in his tighty whities.
10. 2022-05-21 at 5:12 PM UTC

    #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    That's a shit car
11. 2022-05-21 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #31
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Lodger Free What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?
    
    What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose

    
    Maybe don’t drive like a bat out of hell, Meatloaf
12. 2022-05-21 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #32
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?
    
    What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose

    
    STFU, back when ur mom was sukin off the football team no one except toyota and jeep had skid plates but they used real metal for the oil pans and only total pricks got holes in em