Ranking the Races

1. 2017-04-28 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I am not a jedi, although I'm deeply impressed with the cultural and scientific output of that comparatively small population. I sometimes look at the cultural unity jedis enjoy and feel envious that my own people have divided more along national and class lines than rallied behind a shared western culture.

   
   +1
   
   They're like 0.2% of the world population and have like a quarter of the Nobel Prizes. Whites would be nothing with jedis and Slavs.
2. 2017-04-28 at 6:30 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Also how would Tolstoy have written unless the azns invented paper? Makes no sense bro. They also made the first printing press.

   
   bruh
   
   BRUH!
3. 2017-04-28 at 6:30 AM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Slavs aren't white or even human.

   
   Slavs are very white, you fucker. We're the best whites, with Germans coming in at a respectable second.
4. 2017-04-28 at 6:33 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Dostoevsky was cool but Stalin cancels him out. Tolstoy was cool but Snoopy cancels him out. Solzhenitsyn tips the scales so I guess your race isn't a total wash. It was close though tbh
5. 2017-04-28 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Slavs are very white, you fucker. We're the best whites, with Germans coming in at a respectable second.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
6. 2017-04-28 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #46
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Am I white man with a white daughter or a Pakistani? Make up your mind, East Austin Rapist Doug 🤔

   
   learn to grammar retard
7. 2017-04-28 at 6:38 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Uh huh. Suuuuuure.

   
   (I'm a light skinned African American)
8. 2017-04-28 at 6:39 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby learn to grammar retard

   
   Iron knee
9. 2017-04-28 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon (I'm a light skinned African American)

   
   You mean nigger then.
10. 2017-04-28 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo You mean nigger then.

    
    Yep. No joke, I am eating watermelon with a spoon rn.
11. 2017-04-28 at 6:49 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man, I have to appreciate crackers though. They're like the Borg or something. They devour other races and take their good shit. They even got enslaved, then found the idea quite good and so stole the idea of slavery too. The ultimate bamboozle.
12. 2017-04-28 at 6:51 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's really too bad you're black.
13. 2017-04-28 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo It's really too bad you're black.

    
    I'm only 3/5ths as worried about it as I could be.
14. 2017-04-28 at 6:55 AM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're actually black..... :'(
    
    Bro, that fucking sucks. I'm sorry.
15. 2017-04-28 at 7 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo You're actually black….. :'(
    
    Bro, that fucking sucks. I'm sorry.

    
    :(
16. 2017-04-28 at 7 AM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pray 4 me not to get shot by the police
17. 2017-04-28 at 7:04 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Pray 4 me not to get shot by the police

    
    Maybe I should just shoot you to put you out of your misery.
18. 2017-04-28 at 7:06 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dargo Maybe I should just shoot you to put you out of your misery.

    
    I'm less miserable unshot than shot but I appreciate your good intentions
19. 2017-04-28 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #59
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why hant you2 cut eachothur ousside?
20. 2017-04-28 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm less miserable unshot than shot but I appreciate your good intentions

    
    Let's just pretend we never had this conversation, and I'll go back to thinking you're white.