Congress talk about the tooth fairy

1. 2022-05-19 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Back in my day the tooth fairy used wormholes...when did they upgrade to quantum gateways?
2. 2022-05-19 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my day the tooth fairy used wormholes…when did they upgrade to quantum gateways?

   
   after the stimulus checks
3. 2022-05-19 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   So anyway, the congressional meeting happened, and the outcome was "We don't know what all UAPs are"
   
   wow, well done congress, couple of million tax dollars wasted on absolutely nothing.
   
   SMH as the lovely DTE likes to say.
4. 2022-05-19 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So anyway, the congressional meeting happened, and the outcome was "We don't know what all UAPs are"
   
   wow, well done congress, couple of million tax dollars wasted on absolutely nothing.
   
   SMH as the lovely DTE likes to say.

   
   they send like 50 billion blank check to ukraine but u give a shit about a few million on space aliens
5. 2022-05-19 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So aliens from an advanced civilization are out of the question but virtual interdimensional demons are plausible?
   
   

   
   aliens, hispanic or otherwise from advanced civilization just dont accidentally crash their crafts for no reason.
   
   and even when they do, you dont think advanced civilization capable of lightspeed travel would be capable of crash-proofing their vehicles ?
   
   
6. 2022-05-19 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #46
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster they send like 50 billion blank check to ukraine but u give a shit about a few million on space aliens

   
   There's a lot of babes in Ukraine...not so many in Congress.
7. 2022-05-19 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #47
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So anyway, the congressional meeting happened, and the outcome was "We don't know what all UAPs are"
   
   wow, well done congress, couple of million tax dollars wasted on absolutely nothing.
   
   SMH as the lovely DTE likes to say.

   
   believing in ''tax payer money'' is just as preposterous as believing in non-hispanic aliens.
8. 2022-05-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny aliens, hispanic or otherwise from advanced civilization just dont accidentally crash their crafts for no reason.
   
   and even when they do, you dont think advanced civilization capable of lightspeed travel would be capable of crash-proofing their vehicles ?
   
   

   
   Maybe intentional? the Alien pilot had a breakup with his "girl" and suicided like that China Eastern pilot did in March.
   
   "Flight data suggests China Eastern plane deliberately crashed: Wall Street Journal report"
9. 2022-05-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #49
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny believing in ''tax payer money'' is just as preposterous as believing in non-hispanic aliens.

   
   It's not a belief...I'm a tax payer and they take my money.
10. 2022-05-19 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe intentional? the Alien pilot had a breakup with his "girl" and suicided like that China Eastern pilot did in March.
    
    "Flight data suggests China Eastern plane deliberately crashed: Wall Street Journal report"

    
    another fake news. you have yet to appollogize for the last one.
11. 2022-05-19 at 1:35 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not a belief…I'm a tax payer and they take my money.

    
    if your school bully took 20¢ from you to buy a 2$ burger will you still believe that burger was bought with your lunch money.
12. 2022-05-19 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if your school bully took 20¢ from you to buy a 2$ burger will you still believe that burger was bought with your lunch money.

    
    Yes, he couldn't buy a $2 burger with $1.80 now could he...
    
    Said bully bullies enough people to pay for the sum of the burger, each "contributor" has helped buy that burger.
    
    Did you fail economics?
13. 2022-05-19 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, he couldn't buy a $2 burger with $1.80 now could he…
    
    Said bully bullies enough people to pay for the sum of the burger, each "contributor" has helped buy that burger.
    
    Did you fail economics?

    
    ↑ proof that children are not matured enough to learn about taxes.
14. 2022-05-19 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #54
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ proof that children are not matured enough to learn about taxes.

    
    Proof you failed economics.
15. 2022-05-19 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #55
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ proof that children are not matured enough to learn about taxes.

    
    But they are fine to learn about sex? Sicko
16. 2022-05-19 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood But they are fine to learn about sex? Sicko

    
    's' comes before 't'.
17. 2022-05-19 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Proof you failed economics.

    
    
    
    says the one who still believes 'american tax payer' myth.
18. 2022-05-19 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free It's possible that life exist out there on or well past human evolution, however if the wormhole isn't possible then there is 0 chance some fucking species will sleep for 100,000 years from their side of the Galaxy to ours. Then it's millions of light years to the next Galaxy. The closest star is 8 light years, then 16 then 100 then it's in the thousands
    
    
    So we have like 3-5 solar system to possibly be visited by.
    
    
    I'm leaning towards interdimentions over physical beings in our own

    
    Ever heard of Bob Lazar? I've drank with him... Twice...
19. 2022-05-19 at 3:52 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ever heard of Bob Lazar? I've drank with him… Twice…

    
    do you need dolls to explain what he did to you afterwards.
20. 2022-05-19 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No one questions the likely existence of life elsewhere in the universe…the questing is if they are wasting their time coming here to buzz around some dumb farmer in the middle of nowhere and then go on there way
    
    "Hey Zong, I'm sure glad we traveled 397 light years so we could fuck with that farmer and his cows…well worth the trip, lets go home now"
    
    But again, UFO doesn't mean "aliens" anyway…it likely means Chinese drones/lies/crazy people thinking Venus is a mothership etc etc.

    
    They could be here using our sun as a refueling station and stop off at earth to see how we're progressing. Watching us like you're in a zoo watching primates through the glass door but that glass door was a one way mirror from their advantage until the blind primates ability to hear better than the rest of the apes knew something was just past the mirror barrier