2022-05-14 at 9:09 AM UTC
That guy so isn’t gonna believe I’m ditching him last minute for a psychedelic brunch
2022-05-14 at 9:52 AM UTC
Who are you, John Shrimp (inventor of shrimp)?
2022-05-14 at 11:44 AM UTC
Idk what happened. Someone asked me if I’m sick bcus I’m not sulking today. Need sleep
2022-05-14 at 12:21 PM UTC
why do women think they are interesting/anyone gives a shit
get raped
2022-05-14 at 1:08 PM UTC
aldra
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I thought that was a piss icicle at first
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2022-05-14 at 3:19 PM UTC
I thought I was gonna wait till June to get the pool ready ..but with 90 degree temps this May...
Chiiiittt.... It's time...and it starts ...now *echoes* now now now ❤️
2022-05-15 at 3:03 AM UTC
getting the pool ready by June
2022-05-15 at 4:45 AM UTC
How stunning my backyard is gonna be when operation paradise is complete ..
🥰
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2022-05-15 at 9:26 AM UTC
Hozier is a frikn pisces...I'm never gonna be over that ❤️