What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-05-13 at 6:58 AM UTC

   #10281
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I remember planting daffodils with my dad when I was five, then when we came home one day someone had cut all the heads off them. It always bothered me, but now that I really think about it maybe it was my sister.

   
   You planted them? They're a wild flower here in cali
2. 2022-05-13 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #10282
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lodger Free You planted them? They're a wild flower here in cali

   
   Actually there considered a weed here
3. 2022-05-13 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #10283
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   LOL. I'm thinking of dandolion
4. 2022-05-13 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #10284
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   In thinking of a petunia
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kafka
5. 2022-05-13 at 12:48 PM UTC

   #10285
   Kafka sweaty
   Wondering if I had a baby with an Asian what it would look like…
6. 2022-05-13 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #10286
   Kafka sweaty
   This Asian just hmu. Idk if I should meet him tomorrow as well as the software engineer, like why not? No I don’t mean sex.
7. 2022-05-13 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #10287
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free You planted them? They're a wild flower here in cali

   
   If they have pale yellow petals surrounding a darker yellow trumpet they are not daffodils they are wild daffodils. Otherwise they are just the garden variety that have grown outside of a garden.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Kafka
8. 2022-05-13 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #10288
   Kafka sweaty
   Bleaching your teeth smiling flash talking trash under your breath
9. 2022-05-13 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #10289
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ When you argue with someone you claim to be a retard, who is the real retard?

   
   The viewing public.
10. 2022-05-13 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #10290
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The viewing public.

    
    Who are you, John Sunshield (inventor of the sun shield used to protect spacecraft from solar radiation)?
11. 2022-05-13 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #10291
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka Bleaching your teeth smiling flash talking trash under your breath

    
    i think a girl like u would enjoy drinking bleach
12. 2022-05-13 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #10292
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Rape Monster i think a girl like u would enjoy drinking bleach

    
    Get off my dick
13. 2022-05-13 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #10293
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka Get off my dick

    
    calm down and snort another line
14. 2022-05-13 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #10294
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I just wanna lick the crusties off ur girl cock
15. 2022-05-13 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #10295
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    i wanna spread ur legs and let the room fill with the smell of grilled onions
16. 2022-05-13 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #10296
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John S. Cargo (inventor of snails)?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rape Monster
17. 2022-05-13 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #10297
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    John Jacob jingleheimer shiiiieeeeeet
18. 2022-05-13 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #10298
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Jingle (inventor of the keyring)?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rape Monster
19. 2022-05-13 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #10299
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    John longjohn, inventor of the long johns
20. 2022-05-13 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #10300
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Invent (inventor)?