2017-04-27 at 2:49 PM UTC
Why the fuck should I? Once I accept that I will never live the ultra-rich lifestyle why should I even bother giving a shit about anything? If i'm never gonna have any of that shit then I might as well give now because nothing matters, my lifes gonna be just as shitty as it is now anyways and will forever suck and be shit and I will probably just end up doing the same thing I wanna do now: kill myself.
2017-04-27 at 5:10 PM UTC
Just become a criminal if you feel you're going to be fucked anyways. If advance confidently in the direction of your own dream, in this case becoming a wealthy criminal, you will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
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2017-04-27 at 5:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
Just become a criminal if you feel you're going to be fucked anyways. If advance confidently in the direction of your own dream, in this case becoming a wealthy criminal, you will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
You should print up thousands of these on little paper scraps and sneak them into people's fortune cookies.
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2017-04-27 at 5:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Actor
Why the fuck should I? Once I accept that I will never live the ultra-rich lifestyle why should I even bother giving a shit about anything? If i'm never gonna have any of that shit then I might as well give now because nothing matters, my lifes gonna be just as shitty as it is now anyways and will forever suck and be shit and I will probably just end up doing the same thing I wanna do now: kill myself.
So don't accept it m8. You WILL become ultra rich. It's just not gonna be handed to you on a platter. You're due to hit the million dollar idea. In the mean time, sell piss balloons on Craigslist.
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2017-04-27 at 6:18 PM UTC
Take one for the team. Send me two notarized Durable POA's naming yourself as the principal and me as your agent. The first one should be for finances so when you kill yourself I'll be $12.00 richer. The second should be in the event you botch your suicide and wind up on life support. That way I can sign a DNR, pull the plug, and be $12.00 richer.
Please send the DPOA's to;
Drew Carey C/O
The Price is Right
2900 W. Alameda Avenue, Suite 800
Burbank, CA 91505
Post last edited by Darth Beaver at 2017-04-27T18:37:35.710227+00:00
2017-04-27 at 6:35 PM UTC
How rich do you wanna be though? And what would you do with the money
2017-04-27 at 6:39 PM UTC
Thats what you get for not starting your own business with me. You deserve to be poor you small minded fool.
I was homeless one year ago and now I have more money than I even know what to do with. Get it together bud
2017-04-27 at 10:15 PM UTC
Hustle your anus. If you really wanna get rich you should be willing to take all comers.
