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  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    oK EVERYONE WATS UR IDEA FIR MUDDERS DAY GIFTS
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    u celebrate Mother's Day in England? i thought it was an American thing.
  3. #3
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I’m surprised you celebrate Mother’s Day at all considering how you feel about women
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  4. #4
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.

    you could hand-write "not an amazon gift card" on a blank piece of paper, maybe draw a picture of something she'd remember from your childhood, and it would probably be better received than your own lame-ass idea.

    fucking amazon gift card smh
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  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm just getting her an Amazon giftcard because I am a thoughtless asshole. I wanted to get some flowers delivered to her too but that's expensive as fuck and I am a broke bitch who really can't afford that.

    So you're taking your allowance she gives you and buying her a gift card with it?
  7. #7
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    a quarter gram of fentanyl and a bottle of MD 20/20
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by troon you could hand-write "not an amazon gift card" on a blank piece of paper, maybe draw a picture of something she'd remember from your childhood, and it would probably be better received than your own lame-ass idea.

    fucking amazon gift card smh

    I'm not a 6 year old. Drawing something is what children do. "Oh just make her an ash tray or a finger painting" lmao okay. I was asking her if there was anything she wanted and she said to just get her the gift card so she could buy the thing she's had in her amazon cart lol.

    Originally posted by Fonaplats So you're taking your allowance she gives you and buying her a gift card with it?

    I get paid by the government, fona. You know this.
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    minz is ded so I'm off da hook
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm getting my mom a card and some outdoors crafty stuff I haven't bought yet. Bought my baby mom a cheap pendant I'm gonna say represents her kids. I'm gonna wish happy mothers day to my estranged baby mom which will open a dialog
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    A new crossbow
  12. #12
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm not a 6 year old. Drawing something is what children do. "Oh just make her an ash tray or a finger painting" lmao okay. I was asking her if there was anything she wanted and she said to just get her the gift card so she could buy the thing she's had in her amazon cart lol.



    I get paid by the government, fona. You know this.

    Half Way Glowie
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Half Way Glowie

    My interactions with spy agencies have been pretty limited but I can always reach out. Stop going on /pol/.
  14. #14
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    am gona suk ur fgt grampspas cok n bols n giv u mudder an ae da parfum grandpas de colon spermsa geeft sett u fukien faget
  15. #15
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai My interactions with spy agencies have been pretty limited but I can always reach out. Stop going on /pol/.

    I legitimately stop listening to Rush and Other Canadian bands because of how retarded and communist your shit country is
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    Originally posted by Lodger Free I legitimately stop listening to Rush and Other Canadian bands because of how retarded and communist your shit country is

    Says the person from California LMAO
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  17. #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Go lay down doofus.
  18. #18
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    i bought my mom a black dildo
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I went all out this year and got her a one way ticket to Belize.
  20. #20
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I went all out this year and got her a one way ticket to Belize.

    she gonna end up on 90 day fiance with foreign guy younger than you
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