Ask me anythung

2017-04-26 at 4:30 PM UTC

#21

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver Asked anything about me. I'll answer honestly. With one exception. I will not respond to infinitycuk's shitposting ITT.

*EDIT* SpectraL no longer get a response ITT as he is just trying to flame with a wet match.

Post last edited by Darth Beaver at 2017-04-26T14:54:18.364112+00:00

what is your record for number of penises you've been able to fit into your sinus cavity, and what is your ultimate goal for the highest quantity of insertions at once?

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The Self Taught Man

2017-04-26 at 4:31 PM UTC

#22

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver Lol, my Dad is 78 and can't even computer.

post nude pics of your dad

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The Self Taught Man

2017-04-26 at 4:36 PM UTC

#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I swear, I was about to ask how old your dad is.

2017-04-26 at 4:37 PM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR I swear, I was about to ask how old your dad is.

He won't officially be 78 until August. Actually at my age I feel very lucky to still have both of my parents alive.

2017-04-26 at 4:39 PM UTC

#25

HampTheToker African Astronaut

Originally posted by Darth Beaver That's kind of hard to answer. Many things that I thought sucked when they happened turned out to be necessary for something great to come into my life. While on the other hand many things that I thought were great that I really wanted turned around and bit me in the ass hard.

But off hand I'd would have to say the 3 months my sons mother disappeared when he was 2 years old. Not knowing where he was sucked. Of course when I caught up with the lying stealing bitch I got full custody and raised him by myself until he was age 7.

What happened when he was seven?

And, whose dick did you have to suck to get custody?

2017-04-26 at 4:40 PM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

What kind of patches do you have on your biker vest?

Why no backpatch and rockers, lol? Just kidding.

2017-04-26 at 4:41 PM UTC

#27

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver He won't officially be 78 until August. Actually at my age I feel very lucky to still have both of my parents alive.

post nude pics of both your parents

2017-04-26 at 4:42 PM UTC

#28

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by HampTheToker What happened when he was seven?

And, whose dick did you have to suck to get custody?

child protective services took him away because the poor child kept getting lost in daddy's blowhole.

2017-04-26 at 4:43 PM UTC

#29

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR What kind of patches do you have on your biker vest?

Why no backpatch and rockers, lol? Just kidding.

some hello kitty ones and a few pokemon.

because no one likes him

2017-04-26 at 4:49 PM UTC

#30

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR What kind of patches do you have on your biker vest?

Why no backpatch and rockers, lol? Just kidding.

I have a POW patch, a second amendment patch, a PTSD patch, two US Army patches, a Fuck Hanoi Jane patch, and a Marvin the Martin patch.

I came close to prospecting for a club that us HQ'd in NYC about 4 years ago but then I came back to my senses. I won't patch because I won't be told who I can/can't ride with/talk to.

When I was a lad I sent for a news letter in he back of Easy Rider magazine. It was some Neo-Norse religous group. I only remember one thing from in nearly 41 years later. The there was a short passage that said;

There are for types of people in this world. Shepherds, sheep's, wolves and eagles.

Well I knew that I I was never going to be an elected official so that ruled out shepherd. Sheep never entered my mind. But wolf, hmm wolves are cool right. Only when they are in a pack. But eagles, they soar alone over top the other three. That's why I won't patch.

2017-04-26 at 4:52 PM UTC

#31

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver I have a POW patch, a second amendment patch, a PTSD patch, two US Army patches, a Fuck Hanoi Jane patch, and a Marvin the Martin patch.

I came close to prospecting for a club that us HQ'd in NYC about 4 years ago but then I came back to my senses. I won't patch because I won't be told who I can/can't ride with/talk to.

When I was a lad I sent for a news letter in he back of Easy Rider magazine. It was some Neo-Norse religous group. I only remember one thing from in nearly 41 years later. The there was a short passage that said;

Well I knew that I I was never going to be an elected official so that ruled out shepherd. Sheep never entered my mind. But wolf, hmm wolves are cool right. Only when they are in a pack. But eagles, they soar alone over top the other three. That's why I won't patch.

post pics of your hello kitty patches

2017-04-26 at 4:56 PM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

and a Marvin the Martin patch.

What does that one stand for?

2017-04-26 at 4:57 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by RisiR What does that one stand for?

Nothing, he is just my favorite Looney Toon and it was given to me by my son.

2017-04-26 at 5:07 PM UTC

#34

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

That's cool.

2017-04-26 at 6:46 PM UTC

#35

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Since you've banned me from getting a reply, can I still post in teh thread? Am I allowed?

2017-04-26 at 7:23 PM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by HampTheToker What happened when he was seven?

I started the Brady Bunch.

2017-04-26 at 7:23 PM UTC

#37

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by -SpectraL Since you've banned me from getting a reply, can I still post in teh thread? Am I allowed?

Ask a serious question about me and I will reply.

2017-04-26 at 7:49 PM UTC

#38

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

You're a real card, Rodent. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.

2017-04-26 at 7:50 PM UTC

#39

HampTheToker African Astronaut

Originally posted by Darth Beaver I started the Brady Bunch.

So, mom got custody back because you're a putz. Got it.

2017-04-26 at 9:01 PM UTC

#40

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by HampTheToker So, mom got custody back because you're a putz. Got it.

His mother is dead, I raised him with Carroll Brady.

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