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Just ran from the cops 😎 πŸš”

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Slid through a yellow last minute and next thing I know I see the red and blue lights behind me.
    At first I pulled over for them thinking Ill just tell the pig cop off with some truths and let him know he's wasting both our time.
    But then I noticed a tiny little midget car between him and me so I got confused just who the hell he was pulling over.
    I figured 1 cop cant pull over 2 cars because 1 does not equal 2 so I drove off.
    Now Im sitting on the porch and 3 times now a cop has drove past looking at the truck and glaring over at me.
    Don't care cuz it was yellow when I blew that red light and they can get fucked.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Damn dude. What's next? Taking assassin jobs for hard cash?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Damn dude. What's next? Taking assassin jobs for hard cash?

    Nah. I only accept catalytic converters as payment.
    The dollar aint worth shit.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Mic drop
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You mean amber?

    Oh you pulled over because you shit your pants
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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Nah. I only accept hard cock as payment.
    The dollar aint worth shit.

    Fixed
  7. #7
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Slid through a yellow last minute and next thing I know I see the red and blue lights behind me.
    At first I pulled over for them thinking Ill just tell the pig cop off with some truths and let him know he's wasting both our time.
    But then I noticed a tiny little midget car between him and me so I got confused just who the hell he was pulling over.
    I figured 1 cop cant pull over 2 cars because 1 does not equal 2 so I drove off.
    Now Im sitting on the porch and 3 times now a cop has drove past looking at the truck and glaring over at me.
    Don't care cuz it was yellow when I blew that red light and they can get fucked.

    Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.

    If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.

    However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    lol fleeing in a vehicle probably not the best idea but a few times I have had to HOOF it because I know the fuckers are gonna stop me and I ain't doing nothing (I can already here the cops voice "SO WHY DID YOU RUN")

    Because hearing a police officer say anything makes me not want to live anymore they are annoying retards SER SER SER PLEASE STAY THERE WE AREN'T DONE YET, well I am motherfucker! gonna go hide in this bush PEACE
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol fleeing in a vehicle probably not the best idea but a few times I have had to HOOF it because I know the fuckers are gonna stop me and I ain't doing nothing (I can already here the cops voice "SO WHY DID YOU RUN")

    Because hearing a police officer say anything makes me not want to live anymore they are annoying retards SER SER SER PLEASE STAY THERE WE AREN'T DONE YET, well I am motherfucker! gonna go hide in this bush PEACE

    Cops are annoying piggies with guns.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.

    If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.

    However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop.

    Basically he’s allowed through amber but he’s a pussy and shit his pants when he saw the lights behind
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Your truck or car etc has to be fully in the intersection "box" before turning red.

    If your car is halfway over the crosswalk or halfway into the intersection box and turns red, they could get you for an unsafe easement or red light run. At least in California.

    However in California is one of the fewest states where you can make a right turn, after a complete stop either at a Stop Sign or Red Light unless post so. But if you don't stop all the way at a stop sign, it's refered to as a California Roll or Failing to come to a complete stop.

    Try the stop sign scam where you go out and openly film people obviously rolling through stop signs then block their path and threaten to report them unless they pay you half the amount of the fine they'd end up getting if you did. I suppose that's blackmail or extortion but who cares and people will pay. Not to mention you're helping to reduce crime and keep the streets saferm
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by mmQ Try the stop sign scam where you go out and openly film people obviously rolling through stop signs then block their path and threaten to report them unless they pay you half the amount of the fine they'd end up getting if you did. I suppose that's blackmail or extortion but who cares and people will pay. Not to mention you're helping to reduce crime and keep the streets saferm

    Batman status.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should have pulled him through the drivers side window, snapped his neck and eaten his brain
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by blaster master Or for added effect, do the drunk driver scam. This requires two people.

    The first person sits in a bar at a fancy restaurant or something like a nice golf course and keeps an eye on things in the bar and the parking lot. What he's going to be looking for is someone with a nice car who is obviously drunk driving.

    Person two is driving around the area just hanging out maybe running some errands, but in touch with person one, and definitely not doing something stupid like parked in the same parking lot that your marks are going to be leaving from.

    Once person ones sees the target getting ready to leave person two is going to drive towards the area looing specifically to get into a fender bender with the drunk driving target. The fender bender is going to even specifically be caused by person 2, because in America all accidents involving alcohol are at the fault of the drunk person regardless of how the accident happened. It's also an aggravated dui if anyone is hurt.

    This is where the scam happens, the driver needs to keep it real cool and be like, man I smell alcohol on you, are you sure you wanna call the police? Here, i'll follow you home, you hit an atm and get me 600 bucks to cover my damage.

    I dont want to constantly replace my damn fender tho
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Cops are annoying piggies with guns.

    until you need one for something, like wen one of your fat girlfriends beats ur ass, and u wanna press charges. I hope they give you a ticket.
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