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  1. #21
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OP should kill himself

    Kill yourself by nuclear fire you started and get paid 15k
  2. #22
    Sitting in dive bars watching people and the goings on is great entertainment.
  3. #23
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sitting in dive bars watching people and the goings on is great entertainment.

    like watching the punters kick seven shades of shit out of some guy at the bar masturbating furiously with a really sad look on his face
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Kill yourself by nuclear fire you started and get paid 15k

    Frog fucker is triggered...
  5. #25
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    This is my first post. Check your post-o-meter. I don't get it, either.
  6. #26
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Frog fucker is triggered…

    Frog fucker?

    She's actually more attractive than you claim.

    She has a great body for her age. She's a former musician and independent film star, hung out with Ivan krall and Iggy pop, met Patti Smith, knows people in the film industry and comes from a family of which both parents are Doctors and a wing named after her father at a state university. Her father lead the anti communist April-May 1989 Tienamin Square speech one day before all fuckery broke loose

    You and I both come from working class family grunts. Your one fucked up looking mess of a human being.

    Who the FUCK are you?
  7. #27
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick This is my first post. Check your post-o-meter. I don't get it, either.

    Why do you have that lock thingy

    NSA approved to protect from that Self Taught Ejection-Chute Man that Lanny used to have?
  8. #28
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Not lying.its gross AF

    She's friendly especially towards women

    We were staying at Santa Cruz mountain rental and this old hippy like white or Joo woman really didn't stop talking to her and I had jumped in the conversation and she gave me that Lesbian White Woman Hate White Guy face and I saw Gigi smirk and we locked eyes hive minding. This lady started salivating over her. Talking to her like she was some gentle fury creature. Some exotic Asian roast beef curtain flaps her old ugly dyke ass could chomp on like that Dog that chewed on Fona's ol' ladies cootch

    We wanted to come back. I wanted to see if she would sell it to us. It was the second SC place we visited that looked so similar but cozy cabin

    But we laughed and i kept cracking jokes about her following us home and her waking up in the middle of the night with me having a knife in my back face down on our bed and her looking up to see this Man Hater beast drooling on her face while licking her face like a dog does to it's master coming home from work.

    We got 8 miles and she looked back and saw her very unique hippy car with hippy stickers all over it (and glued beads and troll dolls) following us.


    I couldn't believe it.
  9. #29
    troon African Astronaut
    NSA's dept for surveilling cranky old junky hippies whos dox is so old it written on fucking parchment

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Frog fucker?

    She's actually more attractive than you claim.

    She has a great body for her age. She's a former musician and independent film star, hung out with Ivan krall and Iggy pop, met Patti Smith, knows people in the film industry and comes from a family of which both parents are Doctors and a wing named after her father at a state university. Her father lead the anti communist April-May 1989 Tienamin Square speech one day before all fuckery broke loose

    You and I both come from working class family grunts. Your one fucked up looking mess of a human being.

    Who the FUCK are you?

    She looks like a titless frog.. Her and Technologash could wear the same bras...
  11. #31
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Not lying.its gross AF

    She's friendly especially towards women

    We were staying at Santa Cruz mountain rental and this old hippy like white or Joo woman really didn't stop talking to her and I had jumped in the conversation and she gave me that Lesbian White Woman Hate White Guy face and I saw Gigi smirk and we locked eyes hive minding. This lady started salivating over her. Talking to her like she was some gentle fury creature. Some exotic Asian roast beef curtain flaps her old ugly dyke ass could chomp on like that Dog that chewed on Fona's ol' ladies cootch

    We wanted to come back. I wanted to see if she would sell it to us. It was the second SC place we visited that looked so similar but cozy cabin

    But we laughed and i kept cracking jokes about her following us home and her waking up in the middle of the night with me having a knife in my back face down on our bed and her looking up to see this Man Hater beast drooling on her face while licking her face like a dog does to it's master coming home from work.

    We got 8 miles and she looked back and saw her very unique hippy car with hippy stickers all over it (and glued beads and troll dolls) following us.


    I couldn't believe it.

    that was a very sexy and erotic story
  12. #32
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Smoke less weed faggot

    Weed fucks your brain up

    Don’t think it’s self-medicating

    Get out there PUSSY

    Find something that will motivate you, a goal, an achievement

    social anxiety?

    take baby steps, don’t think too much just NIKE IT YES
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah like everything, exposure is the cure…get your dumb ass out there…the worst that can happen is someone kills you and based on your other posts you'd welcome that anyway.

    JUST NIKE IT!
  14. #34
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Leave your worries at home
  15. #35
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker She looks like a titless frog.. Her and Technologash could wear the same bras…

    They're perky. She can wear C's but they're B's. she has a better body than many 20 year olds have today. She's aging so... gravity is taking hold but she was a beautiful woman

    what's your point, Old Geezer? you buy hookers. no way in fuck any decent looking young woman let alone a Milf is gonna hook up with you, unless you have money and she's a fucking Gold Digger. You have no life so you have to put down other aging people. We're OLD dumb ass. Whats you fucking point? if she was Young and you were right then it would be a Zing moment. but it's as pathetic as you are.
  16. #36
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster that was a very sexy and erotic story

    yeah well, I felt amused watching it in real time until the tailing us part. in the very woodies mountains of Santa Cruz. not to mention Wariat is from there. Maybe thats Wariats Mom? :/
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