What if you were tripping hard during a scheduled 5 hour space walk, but 30 minutes after you exit the airlock you have the urge to diarrhea?
Would you just let it all go, ruin the suit and breathe dump fumes, or would you clench the brimstone gate with all your might for 4 and a half hours while on your psychadelic voyage?
Clenching my butthole with a round in the chamber is one of my least favorite things to do. I would probably just give in and crap my suit.
Originally posted by smokemon
Clenching my butthole with a round in the chamber is one of my least favorite things to do. I would probably just give in and crap my suit.
I would have to die before my ass unclenches. Or just wear adult diapers those keep things DRY son
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Foster's Beer is one of the few beers made with ergot-containing grains, and it is definitely the most available. First, you'll need some big, blue cans of Foster's Beer, which you can purchase at most local supermarkets.
1. Buy 12 cans of Foster's Beer. In a pan, heat the beer to a slow boil, in order to remove the water and isolate the ergot-containing compounds. Boiling off the water should take approximately 36 hours – don't rush the process, or you risk damaging the ergot-containing compounds. As the beer evaporates, simply add more beer. In this way, eventually, you'll have the essential compounds from all 12 beers in the bottom of the pan. 2. It's now necessary to pH neutralize the slightly acidic ergotamine solution, using a weak base. No-fat household milk is ideal for the job. Mix in 1/4 cup of no-fat milk (be *sure* not to use milk with any milkfat) and wait 30 minutes for the solution to reach equilibrium. At this point, you have a weak solution of ergotamine with which you can continue the process. It should be a creamy brown color and a bit gooey. Be careful, because ergotamine is ____ _____ ___ ____ _ __ __ ____ ___ ___ ____ ___ _ _ | _ \| ____|/ _ \| _ \| | \ \ / / | _ \ / _ \_ _/ ___| / _ \| \ | | | | | | _| | |_| | | | | | \ V / | |_) | | | | |\___ \| | | | \| | | |_| | |___| _ | |_| | |___| | | __/| |_| | | ___) | |_| | |\ | |____/|_____|_| |_|____/|_____|_| |_| \___/___|____/ \___/|_| \_|
3. Next, it's necessary to combine lysine with the ergotamine solution. Lysine is available in most health food stores. You'll need about 2 grams of lysine (that's 20 100 mg pills). Cool the ergotamine solution to near freezing in your freezer (to avoid desosphyxiation with CO2 in the air). Now, simply grind the pills into a powder and mix into your ergotamine solution. You now have lysergic acid.
4. You *want* LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, however, and so you need to ethylate your compound and then ammonate it. Sound hard? ___ _ _ _ _ _ |_ _| |_ (_)___ _ __( ) |_| | | || __| | / __| '_ \/| __| | | || |_ | \__ \ | | || |_|_| |___|\__| |_|___/_| |_| \__(_)
Simply add ethyl alcohol to the lysergic acid mixture. Pure grain alcohol is ideal, but Bacardi 151 or some other high-proof alcohol will work fine. Add 1 cup of pure alcohol, 1 1/3 cup of 151 proof, or 2 cups of 100 proof. Now, to remove the hydroxyls, add 6 cups of 4% hydrogen peroxide (available at your local pharmacy) or 24 cups of 1% (stronger is better)
5. Now, for the final step in preparation, add 4 ounces of pure ammonia to the solution and let sit at room temperature for 3 days. This waiting period allows for the slow reaction to take place – at higher temperatures this reaction occurs much more quickly, but you risk decomposition of the LSD. At the end of the three days, you've done it! _ ____ ____ | | / ___|| _ \ | | \___ \| | | | | |___ ___) | |_| | |_____|____/|____/
The expected yield of LSD is 100 grams, over 1,000,000 doses! Be VERY, VERY careful at this point, because the solution you're dealing with is *extremely* *concentrated*. If any gets on your hands, you could be tripping for years! Now, put about 20 gallons of water in a barrel,and stir in the LSD using a large oar. At this level of dilution, a 1/4 cup contains about 100 hits. You can dispense the hits using an eye dropper (3 or 4 drops per hit).
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It doesn't say what would happen if 3 grams of pure LSD was accidentally smeared on your skin. I want to know if the person would start doing the chicken with their head spinning around within seconds.
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It doesn't say what would happen if 3 grams of pure LSD was accidentally smeared on your skin. I want to know if the person would start doing the chicken with their head spinning around within seconds.
idk about 3 grams and i cant find the actual trip report but i think its in a book
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