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  1. #1
    lsd but in space
  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    you fuck men in space
  3. #3
    smokemon Houston
    What if you accidentally opened your space helmet visor?
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by smokemon What if you accidentally opened your space helmet visor?

    Yeah and then you get spacejizz all in your face then what? HUH?
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  6. #6
    Bump
  7. #7
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    It raises consciousness metacognitively.
  8. #8
    smokemon Houston
    What if you were tripping hard during a scheduled 5 hour space walk, but 30 minutes after you exit the airlock you have the urge to diarrhea?

    Would you just let it all go, ruin the suit and breathe dump fumes, or would you clench the brimstone gate with all your might for 4 and a half hours while on your psychadelic voyage?

    Clenching my butthole with a round in the chamber is one of my least favorite things to do.
    I would probably just give in and crap my suit.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by smokemon Clenching my butthole with a round in the chamber is one of my least favorite things to do.
    I would probably just give in and crap my suit.

    I would have to die before my ass unclenches. Or just wear adult diapers those keep things DRY son
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Ghost L is for LSD

    Dear Friend,

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    for a AMAZING SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. It fits in your pocket and,
    more importantly, YOU CAN MAKE IT IN YOUR OWN HOME FOLLOWING MY SIMPLE
    INSTRUCTIONS.
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    LSD can be derived from the ergot virus which is commonly found on
    hops and wheat. While it's possible to scrape the virus off the stalks
    of these plants, there's a much easier way to get ergot…
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    Foster's Beer is one of the few beers made with ergot-containing grains,
    and it is definitely the most available. First, you'll need some big, blue
    cans of Foster's Beer, which you can purchase at most local supermarkets.

    1. Buy 12 cans of Foster's Beer. In a pan, heat the beer to a slow boil, in
    order to remove the water and isolate the ergot-containing compounds.
    Boiling off the water should take approximately 36 hours – don't rush
    the process, or you risk damaging the ergot-containing compounds. As
    the beer evaporates, simply add more beer. In this way, eventually, you'll
    have the essential compounds from all 12 beers in the bottom of the pan.
    2. It's now necessary to pH neutralize the slightly acidic ergotamine
    solution, using a weak base. No-fat household milk is ideal for the job.
    Mix in 1/4 cup of no-fat milk (be *sure* not to use milk with any milkfat)
    and wait 30 minutes for the solution to reach equilibrium. At this point,
    you have a weak solution of ergotamine with which you can continue the
    process. It should be a creamy brown color and a bit gooey. Be careful,
    because ergotamine is
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    3. Next, it's necessary to combine lysine with the ergotamine solution.
    Lysine is available in most health food stores. You'll need about 2
    grams of lysine (that's 20 100 mg pills). Cool the ergotamine solution
    to near freezing in your freezer (to avoid desosphyxiation with CO2
    in the air). Now, simply grind the pills into a powder and mix into
    your ergotamine solution. You now have lysergic acid.

    4. You *want* LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, however, and so you need
    to ethylate your compound and then ammonate it. Sound hard?
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    alcohol is ideal, but Bacardi 151 or some other high-proof alcohol will
    work fine. Add 1 cup of pure alcohol, 1 1/3 cup of 151 proof, or
    2 cups of 100 proof. Now, to remove the hydroxyls, add 6 cups of 4%
    hydrogen peroxide (available at your local pharmacy) or 24 cups of
    1% (stronger is better)

    Be careful, because now your compound is
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    5. Now, for the final step in preparation, add 4 ounces of pure ammonia to
    the solution and let sit at room temperature for 3 days. This waiting
    period allows for the slow reaction to take place – at higher
    temperatures this reaction occurs much more quickly, but you risk
    decomposition of the LSD. At the end of the three days, you've done it!
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    The expected yield of LSD is 100 grams, over 1,000,000 doses! Be VERY,
    VERY careful at this point, because the solution you're dealing with is
    *extremely* *concentrated*. If any gets on your hands, you could be
    tripping for years! Now, put about 20 gallons of water in a barrel,and
    stir in the LSD using a large oar. At this level of dilution, a 1/4
    cup contains about 100 hits. You can dispense the hits using an eye
    dropper (3 or 4 drops per hit).
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    What do you do if you accidently smear a few grams of the undiluted 100% concentrated LSD onto your bare arm or hand?
  12. #12
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Trip Balls into Mordor.
  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    WHO SHOT THE FIRST MOON LANDING?
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Sudo WHO SHOT THE FIRST MOON LANDING?

    It's usually the butler.
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What do you do if you accidently smear a few grams of the undiluted 100% concentrated LSD onto your bare arm or hand?

    its a risk im willing to take
  16. #16
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood its a risk im willing to take

    If that happened, what exactly would happen to you?
  17. #17
    it has been documented before

    doesn't sound very fun

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/gv5g3y/the-peril-of-working-with-psychoactive-drugs-is-accidentally-tripping
  18. #18
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it has been documented before

    doesn't sound very fun

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/gv5g3y/the-peril-of-working-with-psychoactive-drugs-is-accidentally-tripping

    It doesn't say what would happen if 3 grams of pure LSD was accidentally smeared on your skin. I want to know if the person would start doing the chicken with their head spinning around within seconds.
  19. #19
    smokemon Houston
    At 3 grams I'm pretty sure Crom sends you a valkyrie.

  20. #20
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It doesn't say what would happen if 3 grams of pure LSD was accidentally smeared on your skin. I want to know if the person would start doing the chicken with their head spinning around within seconds.

    idk about 3 grams and i cant find the actual trip report but i think its in a book

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