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Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was at a coke house and a guy smashed a beer mug on another dudes face and I immediately got the fuck out of there with my shit and a few minutes later saw a bunch of cop cars and ambulance flying down the street towards the place.

    As soon as there is any violence or any shit like that I am GONE with the drugs BECAUSE THERE IS USUALLY A BUNCH OF ILLEGAL SHIT AROUND and violence plus illegl shit is not my scene. If you want to murder someone just wait until they fall asleep I never understood making a scene but then again drug/alcohol doesn't always lead to the best decision making
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood She was asleep he could just leave and get a hotel and not come back. If you don't want to see her again and your shit is there it might be a good idea to get a police escort so you can get your belongings or whatever.

    I have never had to call the police in my life because I just run away when people start wigging out. I've had guns and knives pulled on me but usually the person doing it isn't gonna chase you. I have only been chased once by HTS and I attacked her because she wouldn't let me leave.

    I didn't call the cops but SOMEONE did, like I said that's usually what happens when it escalates or the person is chasing you around the streets with a gun/knife or whatever unless you live in a rural area but I have had neighbors call the cops on me for domestic shit before too.

    You are just a dumb nigger that has never even had a girlfriend so shut the fuck up and go eat some more chicken pizza you fat nigger.



    you don't get it. Girls that don't do cocaine aren't even worth talking to in my opinion


    Extremely wise of you to run away and avoid violence at all costs. Without a confrontation, no injury can occur. Flight (vs fight), if possible, is the preferred response, of all species, to threatening stimuli. I have done/will do the same. There's no shame in it, wutsoever. It's prudent behavior. Well done, Scron. πŸ‘βš˜
  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't understand how this leads to the police being called. She's probably gonna hunt your ass when she gets out I can just see her doing pull ups in her cell with GADZOOKS tattooed on her knuckles shes gonna come out a 300lb bulldyke ready to tear you apart.
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One time we beat a guy who was in a suicidal car crash a few days before because he was asking about this girl who just left the trapski. I beat buddy a bit but then stopped the kther two guys from stomping him, then we invited her back and all took pictures together and stayed up all night doing blopane. That was a funny night . I think he went back to the hospital the next day but we kept feeding him coke because we felt bad
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung Extremely wise of you to run away and avoid violence at all costs. Without a confrontation, no injury can occur. Flight (vs fight), if possible, is the preferred response, of all species, to threatening stimuli. I have done/will do the same. There's no shame in it, wutsoever. It's prudent behavior. Well done, Scron. πŸ‘βš˜





    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β €

  6. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If you have any doubt in the advice you get here or anywhere else, remember that the best lawyers, doctors, and priests all agree that this is a terrible relationship for you.
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  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat they may have even beat ur ass for no reason.

    he had every chance to grab the gun each time she used it as club, but he was too busy getting a boner.

    that's reason enough.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    No matter what gadzooks posts its always so endearing.
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  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by WellHung Extremely wise of you to run away and avoid violence at all costs. Without a confrontation, no injury can occur. Flight (vs fight), if possible, is the preferred response, of all species, to threatening stimuli. I have done/will do the same. There's no shame in it, wutsoever. It's prudent behavior. Well done, Scron. πŸ‘βš˜

    When i furst read this i actually thought you were responding to gadzooms or a woman even a girlfruend gettint into it with you as a man.
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo No matter what gadzooks posts its always so endearing.

    Sudo the judo
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Sudo have you wver had a fight ir dlght response to a woman or chixk u were banging?
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat Sudo have you wver had a fight ir dlght response to a woman or chixk u were banging?

    Yes but I can't recall ever fleeing. Usually if a girl is hitting me or trying to drive the vehicle off the road ill just grab their hair and use it to guide them into a more agreeable position. I was drunk in the middle of thr day and walking down a super busy street in the summer time and a girl came up and punch me in the face and I accidentally punched her as a response, then chased after a guy she was with who ran away. I grew up seeing my mom get hit so I do my best not to do it because I would feel bad about myself if I did
  13. Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah, when I was 5 they had a dramatic divorce. We had to move a bunch of provinces over.

    Actually, my mom stopped fucking my dad. It's one of the reasons I broke up with my gf. I have a complex about that shit. It's weird. Who just stops fucking their significant other? And she had the audacity to bring that up with the shotgun against my chest.

    She's a crazy lunatic psycho bitch.

    Originally posted by gadzooks I start therapy on Wednesday.

    You’re self sabotaging and repeating that unresolved trauma. You deserve better boo. I hope therapy helps.
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I hope she breaks out
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  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I hope she breaks out

    with herpys
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  16. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Goddamnit Gadzooks

    You're next. Just cut Lanny loose now and we can forget all of this ever happened
  17. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Lanny needs to start up some big "Next Big Thing" with a HQ out of SF and Sat offices in Austin or Atlanta and stay in Mo with Frala and just make up some tech sounding title and hire me on crowed funded money where I'll try my hardest to be the best sales guy for whatever the hell he's created but on paper.

    if I don't do well after 3 years, he can cut me loose and I'll take my 280k a year and stock gifted to me and go.
    by then I'll just Social Security out.
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  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson OP, always date a submissive…your life will be so much better, happier and easier. You might have to downgrade your expectations regarding "looks" but looks get old after a while anyway, same ass day in day out etc.

    A slightly uglier and submissive version of yourself will fall over backwards to keep you happy.

    only betas think and preceed to do just that.

    REAL MEN tame wild beasts and train monsters.
  19. Ugly people are a blessing in disguise.
  20. Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Ugly people are a blessing in disguise.

    they diguise their blessing with uglyness.
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