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Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times

  1. #61
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra > calls the cops because his girlfriend kicked his ass
    > she's the bitch

    🤣
  2. #62
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung How could you abandon all of your NIS friends once you finally got a girlfriend? Who knows? Ppl can be unpredictable. Obviously there's more to the story than you are telling us. What caused your girlfriend to become so volatile, Gadzooks? Who were you fucking behind her back?

    She stopped fucking me so I started flirting with chicks in bars.

    I told her all about it, too.

    She could have just not stopped fucking me.

    Bitches be crazy.
  3. #63
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'd say it's over and she should be in prison. You did the right thing, even if you feel there was provocation. This was the ultimate consequence of whatever transpired, and it alone tells you what you need to know about the relationship. Stay safe, gadzooks. Don't let anybody hurt you.
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  4. #64
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I'd say it's over and she should be in prison. You did the right thing, even if you feel there was provocation. This was the ultimate consequence of whatever transpired, and it alone tells you what you need to know about the relationship. Stay safe, gadzooks. Don't let anybody hurt you.

    My man Zanick.
  5. #65
    Trussed up like a Christmas turkey and battered with the butt of a loaded shotgun. That's real love.
  6. #66
    Goddamnit Gadzooks
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  7. #67
    Bradley Florida Man
    kinda sad you had to call the cops to tell on ur cool ass girlfriend who puts up with you everyday

    haha @ u had to come back to the only place you have friends. that's so fuckin funny/true.

    welcome back my dicks like a shotgun feel free to bite the bullet

    don't call 911 on people u love bro
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  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by gadzooks I had multiple opportunities to escape but I didn't because I love her. And I'm scared of her too.

    I did eventually bounce when she passed the fuck out from all the liquor. She's a bigger souse than I am.

    what ptovoked this?
  9. #69
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You shouldn't have called the cops on her, that was rude. Just tell the crown you don't want to testify but want to enter a peace bond and have a no contact order so she can't hurt you down and stalk you

    What was the context of the kidnapping/armed assault? You are certainly a faggot for calling the cops and we aren't working on much information but knowing you I imagine drugs were involved. She's going to try to manipulate you into dropping the charges, which you should do but not because she wants you to. Drop them because you don't need to appeal to thr law against this bitch. Just make sure she leaves you the fuck alone after
  10. #70
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bradley what ptovoked this?

    Oh shit I just realized I didn't even mention the precipitating events...

    I broke up with her. Then she accused me of stealing $5000 from her.

    The thing is, she's kind of a crazy bitch and accuses people of stealing from her all the time. Hearing her allegations of robbery became background noise eventually.

    I never thought she'd do that to me tho.

    It was pretty clearly about me dumping her, though. Narcissists don't take that shit lightly.
  11. #71
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo You shouldn't have called the cops on her, that was rude. Just tell the crown you don't want to testify but want to enter a peace bond and have a no contact order so she can't hurt you down and stalk you

    What was the context of the kidnapping/armed assault? You are certainly a faggot for calling the cops and we aren't working on much information but knowing you I imagine drugs were involved. She's going to try to manipulate you into dropping the charges, which you should do but not because she wants you to. Drop them because you don't need to appeal to thr law against this bitch. Just make sure she leaves you the fuck alone after

    There already is a no contact order.

    I probably will opt out of testifying.

    I looked into it and the fact that this is a domestic situation gives me that right.

    I actually find out in a couple hours if she's getting an ankle monitor or going back in until trial. She has a firearms ban on record though so I have a feeling she might not get bail.
  12. #72
    The next woman you date better be a mother fucking secretary without a rap sheet who has never even held a gun or done drugs.

    Find a good girl and get a boring ass life together. Forget your desperate need for masochism and rewrite your destiny as a MAN WHO REFUSES TO EAT LEAD FROM BITCHES. Or don’t and continue to get pistol whipped. Isweartagod.
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  13. #73
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala The next woman you date better be a mother fucking secretary without a rap sheet who has never even held a gun or done drugs.

    Find a good girl and get a boring ass life together. Forget your desperate need for masochism and rewrite your destiny as a MAN WHO REFUSES TO EAT LEAD FROM BITCHES. Or don’t and continue to get pistol whipped. Isweartagod.

    My mom was a secretary without a rap sheet.

    Oedipus mode kicking in.
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  14. #74
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    instead you should find someone underaged.
  15. #75
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    more excitement drama and risk.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Wariat more excitement drama and risk.

    A 14yr old with a stuffed toy collection isn't more drama and risk than someone pointing a shotgun at you...
  17. #77
    Originally posted by gadzooks My mom was a secretary without a rap sheet.

    Oedipus mode kicking in.

    Out of curiosity are your parents divorced?
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  18. #78
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala Out of curiosity are your parents divorced?

    Yeah, when I was 5 they had a dramatic divorce. We had to move a bunch of provinces over.

    Actually, my mom stopped fucking my dad. It's one of the reasons I broke up with my gf. I have a complex about that shit. It's weird. Who just stops fucking their significant other? And she had the audacity to bring that up with the shotgun against my chest.

    She's a crazy lunatic psycho bitch.
  19. #79
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    she was mad at u for clogging the crapper and flooding the whole entire apartment building again.

    folks she asked him why he didnt turn off the toylut and he said " i thought it would run out of water and stop flooding " and then she pulled out her mossberg and starting whopping his ace and wut not
  20. #80
    Bradley Florida Man
    gadzooks why did you stop posting?
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