Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times

1. 2022-04-19 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #41
   Kafka sweaty
   Is she going to jail? Did you press charges?
2. 2022-04-19 at 11:04 AM UTC

   #42
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
3. 2022-04-19 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #43
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra you can't trust cops anywhere

   
   you are the one who can't be trusted. I'd trust a cop over you any day.
4. 2022-04-19 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #44
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by WellHung I'd trust a cop

5. 2022-04-19 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #45
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by WellHung you are the one who can't be trusted. I'd trust a cop over you any day.

   
   no skin off my cock
6. 2022-04-19 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #46
   blaster master victim of incest
7. 2022-04-19 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #47
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   she broke outta prison and is holding him up again pray for ya boy
8. 2022-04-19 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #48
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by blaster master See how gadzooks posted this and then disappeared?
   
   I'm more inclined to believe this is just him making shit up more than anything.
   
   First of all, we all know gadzooks loves the cock, so why would he have a gf?

   
   Whilst I do in fact love cock, I had a gf... I even drive by posted about her a couple months back...
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/72812
9. 2022-04-19 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #49
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   If she told me she loved me still I might just perjure myself...
   
   Except that shit carries a 14 year sentence in Canada...
   
   Fuuuuuuuck that.
   
   Bitch can do some time, I guess.
   
   Plenty of bitches out there.
10. 2022-04-19 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #50
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > calls the cops because his girlfriend kicked his ass
    > she's the bitch
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11. 2022-04-19 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #51
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra > calls the cops because his girlfriend kicked his ass
    > she's the bitch

    
    Am I the baddy here?
12. 2022-04-19 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #52
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, not like I know the full story
    
    
    you would've done better not to get the cops involved in the first place though
13. 2022-04-19 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #53
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    By the way, the only reason cops got involved was because I went to one of my usual watering holes and told a bartender lady about it and she suggested I talk to the Popo.
    
    I deliberated over it for a while.
    
    I even cried a bit.
    
    Then they sent a lady cop and she made a solid case for it being domestic violence and being kinda serious so I ended up "doing the right thing".
14. 2022-04-19 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #54
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I love how Wariat has to interject a thread with something Poland related.

    
    i like how you have to interject any and every thread with something warriat related.
    
    you gay brah/
15. 2022-04-19 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #55
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, not like I know the full story
    
    
    you would've done better not to get the cops involved in the first place though

    
    I'll regret that until the day I die, but I'm not entirely convinced I did the wrong thing.
    
    Shits complicated.
    
    I just don't want her doing years is all.
    
    She needs to learns a lesson but this is a bit extreme.
16. 2022-04-19 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks I even cried a bit.

    
    *spits*
17. 2022-04-19 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #57
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Calling the police is usually the wrong move personally I would have batman disarmed her shotgun and jumped out the window or something dramatic like that but in that kind of situation the police would likely have been called by your neighbors at some point anyways
18. 2022-04-19 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #58
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Calling the police is usually the wrong move personally I would have batman disarmed her shotgun and jumped out the window or something dramatic like that but in that kind of situation the police would likely have been called by your neighbors at some point anyways

    
    I had multiple opportunities to escape but I didn't because I love her. And I'm scared of her too.
    
    I did eventually bounce when she passed the fuck out from all the liquor. She's a bigger souse than I am.
19. 2022-04-19 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #59
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Then there's the car...
    
    I would have had to report my car stolen eventually...
    
    I had to hit up the local 7-11 and hop into a taxi (couldn't find my keys on time).
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20. 2022-04-19 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #60
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I kept taking swigs directly off the Scotch bottle while she was in the other room.
    
    When she tied my arms together with the zap straps I told her it was hottest date I've ever been on.
    
    Giggity.
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