Originally posted by Speedy Parker
60 is not old.
As for lazy I do more before noon than you do in two days kid.
I eat well and take proper supplements for my age.
As for making it through this year, I have already accomplished more in the first two months of it than you will in the rest of it.
My annual VA physical came back last week. According to all the tests I am in perfect health other than a slight delay on cardio recovery due to smoking.
But I promise you this, I could still send you to the hospital if your actions warrant it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the geriatric water aerobics, and I've been involved in numerous secret walks around the hospital grounds, and I have over 300 confirmed bingo wins. I am trained in walker warfare and I'm the top checkers player in the entire old folks home. You are nothing to me but just another lonely visiting hour. I will wipe you the fuck out with dementia the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of old folks across the USA and your IP is being reported to geek squad right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can retire you in over seven hundred ways, and that's without my dentures. Not only am I extensively trained in untheed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the aerobics class supply room and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
