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I was at the local burger joint to pick up some food...

  1. #1
    ...and there was a hot lookin' guy with muscles and a GOOD haircut waiting for his food before me. When the girl behind the counter handed him his food, she was smiling all lustful-like, and basically all over him.

    I looked in the fuckin' window/mirror and compared myself to that guy. I looked like shit. I looked like a fuckin' mongoloid autist motherfucker. :(

    So I say to myself, I can prove it. I can fuckin' prove once and for all that I'm an ugly piece of shit, by observing the way the same girl will hand me my food.

    But then when she handed it to me, she was all over me too! Like with the hot guy!

    It turns out that girl was just a disgusting whore slut... so she wouldn't even allow me to play the victim. :(
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    What did you order
  3. #3
    What did you order

    chicken nuggets
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    chicken nuggets

    with fries I hope.
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    with fries I hope.

    I got some fries afterwards from another place that has better fries.
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    I got some fries afterwards from another place that has better fries.

    what about a drink?
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    what about a drink?

    Yeah I got a sprite and then some water at the place I got the fries.
  8. #8
    You should go back to the burger place today and see if that girl still smiles at you.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    …and there was a hot lookin' guy with muscles and a GOOD haircut waiting for his food before me. When the girl behind the counter handed him his food, she was smiling all lustful-like, and basically all over him.

    I looked in the fuckin' window/mirror and compared myself to that guy. I looked like shit. I looked like a fuckin' mongoloid autist motherfucker. :(

    So I say to myself, I can prove it. I can fuckin' prove once and for all that I'm an ugly piece of shit, by observing the way the same girl will hand me my food.

    But then when she handed it to me, she was all over me too! Like with the hot guy!

    It turns out that girl was just a disgusting whore slut… so she wouldn't even allow me to play the victim. :(

    dude you're such a huge pussy its not even funny , that or your whole schtick is about being a beta faggot. goddamn. you suck

    you're like the fat girl that complains about skinny girls being sluts and wearing skimpy clothes.

    You should be more considered with yourself rather than "a guy with a good haircut" and some "burger king queen" God do you ever get tired of being such a cuck? If she's such a slut why ddin't you go get some instead of whining like a faggot here?
  10. #10
    Holy fuck dude...
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    dude you're such a huge pussy its not even funny , that or your whole schtick is about being a beta faggot. goddamn. you suck

    you're like the fat girl that complains about skinny girls being sluts and wearing skimpy clothes.

    You should be more considered with yourself rather than "a guy with a good haircut" and some "burger king queen" God do you ever get tired of being such a cuck? If she's such a slut why ddin't you go get some instead of whining like a faggot here?
    Or maybe she was just a nice girl and your just crazy in the head. You sound like an insecure faggot that hits age 40 and starts kidnapping women and hunting them in the forest
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    …and there was a hot lookin' guy with muscles and a GOOD haircut waiting for his food before me. When the girl behind the counter handed him his food, she was smiling all lustful-like, and basically all over him.

    I looked in the fuckin' window/mirror and compared myself to that guy. I looked like shit. I looked like a fuckin' mongoloid autist motherfucker. :(

    So I say to myself, I can prove it. I can fuckin' prove once and for all that I'm an ugly piece of shit, by observing the way the same girl will hand me my food.

    But then when she handed it to me, she was all over me too! Like with the hot guy!

    It turns out that girl was just a disgusting whore slut… so she wouldn't even allow me to play the victim. :(

    post the location of this burger king...because im going there and fucking this chick bowlegged since you two faggots dont grasp the basic concept of normal male-female relations

    stop posting about chicks and disclose your true feelings about taking it in your asshole by well endowed non-whites...sans rubber.
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    What is it with kids and chicken nuggets these days. Why is everyone so obsessed with them
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    What is it with kids and chicken nuggets these days. Why is everyone so obsessed with them

    Apparently you can get 10 of them for like $1.50 now. Which is a scary thought, honestly.
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    Cuck Norris Yung Blood
    post the location of this burger king…because im going there and fucking this chick bowlegged since you two faggots dont grasp the basic concept of normal male-female relations

    stop posting about chicks and disclose your true feelings about taking it in your asshole by well endowed non-whites…sans rubber.

    fucking this Bill Krozby is right enter is a total cuckhold
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    …and there was a hot lookin' guy with muscles and a GOOD haircut waiting for his food before me.

    I wish I was gay



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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^gayer than a bitch!
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    ^Bitchier than a fag!
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    Witchier than a hag v
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    his asshole floppy-er than a trash bag.
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