Just got out of the shower. Roast me?

1. 2022-04-16 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   You look like you smell sweet and emit healthy vibes. I'm sorry that facial hair only seems to grow on one side of your face but you seem to make it work. Good for you. Roasted
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   • mmQ
2. 2022-04-16 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Also, congratulations by not letting the conventional spelling of turban restrict you. Your new spelling is as refreshing as your scent after a long hot shower.
   
   🔥 🔥 📛 👩‍🚒 🚒 🧯
3. 2022-04-16 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #23
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Wut the hell is even that
4. 2022-04-16 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wut the hell is even that

   
   What is even things anymore
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5. 2022-04-16 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   nice hunter biden cosplay, crack-seeking gaze is 10/10
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6. 2022-04-16 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #26
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   You look like the sultan of some far off desert land whose base currency is crystal meth
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   • mmQ
7. 2022-04-16 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #27
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   LOL
8. 2022-04-16 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #28
   

   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Fucking lol. You changed your avi.
   
   "Angry orange" got to you huh

   
   Consider it a personal favor to U
9. 2022-04-16 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #29
   Kafka sweaty
   You don’t seem to have those black rings in your eyes, between the colour and the white, a sign of ill health.
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   • mmQ
10. 2022-04-16 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #30
    Kafka sweaty
    Everyone should use this
    
    https://uk.elemis.com/pro-collagen-marine-cream-spf-30.html?bottle_size=333
11. 2022-04-16 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kafka You don’t seem to have those black rings in your eyes, between the colour and the white, a sign of ill health.

    
    Im sure I'm in poor health but also I don't know... Are you sure the ring between the COLOUR and the white is supposed to be black? I definitely have a ring there but it's just sort of a darker color of my eye. You're scaring me! Are my kidneys and liver failing?
12. 2022-04-16 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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    get an exfoliant on your face and don't stop rubbing until you've sublimated your flesh to nothingness
    
13. 2022-04-16 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #33
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by mmQ Im sure I'm in poor health but also I don't know… Are you sure the ring between the COLOUR and the white is supposed to be black? I definitely have a ring there but it's just sort of a darker color of my eye. You're scaring me! Are my kidneys and liver failing?

    
    The darker they are the better but if they’ve always been like that for you I wouldn’t worry. If not then it is liver and kidney failure.
14. 2022-04-17 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #34
    Ninjesus Houston

    Originally posted by DontTellEm LOL

    
    L oh l
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15. 2022-04-17 at 8:21 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Hungwel and others, I speak out to you
    
    I don't want to virtue signal here but we're in the worst of times
    
    I'm going to try and start going back to church because this might be a sign to change before it's too late
    
    But many won't. Most likely they're not truly alive, just occupying this reality in the flesh
16. 2022-04-17 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Amen, God Blessings. Happy Easter but not the Pagan bunny one
17. 2022-04-17 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #37
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Hungwel and others, I speak out to you
    
    I don't want to virtue signal here but we're in the worst of times
    
    I'm going to try and start going back to church because this might be a sign to change before it's too late
    
    But many won't. Most likely they're not truly alive, just occupying this reality in the flesh

    
    what do you hope to gain by going to an institution controlled by a homosexual immigrant-loving Rio nightclub bouncer?
    
    either go back to basics or look to yourself
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    • Sudo
18. 2022-04-17 at 9:06 AM UTC

    #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ninjesus L oh l

    
    Nice to see u.
19. 2023-08-09 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #39
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This one
20. 2023-08-09 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    thank you. this community is very nice. you know when I'm retarded and you are nice to me when i am. i appreciate you fellas.