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Just got out of the shower. Roast me?

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made a lady turbin, thanks.

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  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you look like you cut your facial hair with safety scizzors
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  3. #3
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you look like you cut your facial hair with safety scizzors

    I was thinking weed whacker
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I suck at shaving. I also suck at growing a beard. I use a trimmer and I'm bad at it, because, I suck.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    show your full body, not a face shot, pussy.
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bradley show your full body, not a face shot, pussy.

    That would take away from the roast. I actually have a really nice BOD.
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  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's been only 10 mins and I'm already upset nobody mentioned my eyes like retarded googly and off-centered
  8. #8
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Shave off your eyebrows and get back to us with another pic
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by UNSUB Shave off your eyebrows and get back to us with another pic

    That would be really easy for you to just p'shop.
  10. #10
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by mmQ That would be really easy for you to just p'shop.

    Still

    Something I’d like to see
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I suck at shaving. I also suck at growing a beard. I use a trimmer and I'm bad at it, because, I suck.

    It's okay I also use scizzors :)
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by UNSUB Still

    Something I’d like to see

    And that's fine and well. There are so many things that I would like to see too. This wasn't a request a thing you'd like to see thread though.
  13. #13
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    That’s true
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You look like you are clean and have dry hair
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You try too hard.
    And you suck.
    Suck hard loser.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Looks like you've suffered a lot of abuse or cried a lot because of what you thought was abuse.
  17. #17
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I made a lady turbin, thanks.


    I prefer you blonde, sweetcheecks
  18. #18
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB Shave off your eyebrows and get back to us with another pic

    Fucking lol. You changed your avi.

    "Angry orange" got to you huh
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok congrats on the weakest roast in history.
  20. #20
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok congrats on the weakest roast in history.

    Pescadero called. Wants you to return the orange towel and your crazy look back to the rubber room.
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