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  1. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Had another dream I was in highschool but it was like a supermarket .. I shopped and went to check out and they said "sir you don't go here " and I said "yeh but I did in 2013 year I dropped out)) so he escrotsd me out

    Then I'm outside talking to some chicks at a softball game and I'm taking apart a lithium battery tinkering with it when it just sprays me In the leg. Then for some reason I'm flying . Like in a car just zoomig up a street then over a ramp about 200 mph up into the sky
    I awaken
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  2. Kafka sweaty
    I dreamt I had a workshop where I cast spells and did magic. In the centre was a small tree with a bluebird sitting in it. Some people were trying to storm the workshop so I willed the bird to die then I started to die too. A spiral staircase, hospital, an old woman visited me. She wanted me to sell my soul to her, said I could still live but would no longer be an enchanter. I agreed, then everything seemed darker, I left and found Lauren outside.
  3. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai i had a dream that i was drinkin' soda. it was like mountain dew, but the label said "Slammin' Tzeentch".



    there was also some other stuff about a space station getting taken over? idk

    dreams are cool

    I had a dream the other night I was on a starship and we got attacked.. ship was totalled..

    But it was VR, but in the dream the VR consists of like electrodes implanted into the brain like complicated neurosurgery. And in the dream, the brain adapting to wireless soul transmission into deep space was very glitchy. I guess not really VR more like.. self duplication. Very odd feeling
  4. My lebjs was like 3ft long
  5. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence My lebjs was like 3ft long

    How long was your third leg dong
  6. I was in hi school with my big pile of books I was a senior ( that's like a year 12 for you yanks) taking a social studies ( that's like history for you yanks ) class and I was really liking it and pretty pumped to get smart so I could go write analyses of current events/ wars on zoklet or nis. I was thinking about taking chemistry to learn atoms, people asked wut degree I was going for I said oh I'm just killing time until I have to do something serious.

    Later I went to lunch during the school day with a chick driving and another guy , they were both schoolmates from my youth. He decided we need to go to long John silver's ( that's like fast food fish for you yanks) all the way across town. It took like 40 minutes to get there and I don't know if lunch was even that long but we just rode in silence. When we arrived I told her to order me a two piece fish and chips with a black tea and she asked me if I want it stale or regular which I didn't even know was an option so I said just however they normally do it.
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  7. Before that was a recurring aspect of where I was from a more Ozark or swampy yet hilly area where there was like a shit ton of tree cover over everything and tons of flowing water and ponds. Roaming around trespassing on all these weird canals and creeks, I think I/we had an encounter with a property owner but I don't remember now.


    ~~~

    And finally I discovered one of my classmates was POOR and a car salesman. And I went to the grocery store ( it was a high end one) late at night and realized they make all the poor people go there at night time where they get suspended from the ceiling with ropes and hoisted up where they are quiet and perch atop the columns and beams, I was downright taken aback and was trying to adjust ones rigging because it looked hella uncomfortable - I was trying to hoist em up a bit higher so they could lay down on a beam instead of being forced to stand. I was trying to think how I could help the poor classmate I knew without humiliating them so I was gonna ask if he wanted to hang out( that's like meeting up with your mates, for you yanks ) and I was gonna bring se Budweiser but I had to decide if a 12pk would he sufficient or if I would require upgrading to the 30pk
  8. Originally posted by Dissociator How long was your third leg dong

    It's so long that its length varies by some kilometres based on the temperature of the environment around it, it can be between 83 and 103 kilometres.
  9. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Scron was in my dream last night. I don't know what happened, we talked, that's all I remember.

    gay dreaming about some other gay.
  10. Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence It's so long that its length varies by some kilometres based on the temperature of the environment around it, it can be between 83 and 103 kilometres.

    dalit dream.
  11. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dalit dream.

    It's actually my Aryan reality
  12. Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence It's actually my Aryan reality

    ^ dalit dreams of being aryan.

  13. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ^ dalit dreams of being aryan.


    Mongoloid afraid of true Aryan^
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I dreamt I was in Saudi arabia, apparently in some kind of amphitheater where a group of inmates, most of which I knew came out and requested people they don't like come forward, spearheaded by someone I know who has been incarcerated for a while. Just a ton of high profile inmates, mostly ones involved in an attack on another inmate. I made eye contact with the leader but didn't know how to help them, I was next to some native Saudis and we started to pray, they were critical of my technique and it made me angry.

    There's a scene missing in my memory,then I'm in a big harem looking room with a stripper I haven't seen for a decade but apparently didn't age. She's lying down and naked and we came up with some sort of plan. She asks me for coke and I tell her I dont have any as I just got off a plane to Saudi fucking Arabia. She is disappointed and implies she doesn't believe me and our plan is abandoned (I think it had to do with kidnapping). Other things are kinda fuzzy

    So what the fuck? Is it a dichotomy between my worlds?
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  15. Don't remember last nights, the night before I dreamed about being chased by a bear.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I tried to forget last nights dream. There were Halloween vibes, some house with a wall/gate, once you entered you couldn’t leave. I wasn’t going in without someone, so the house owner tricked me by making a mannequin of my friend, like a living doll copy. I just remember these red curtains and people were dissolving into the walls. The mannequin helped me escape and then she was also eaten by a wall. Then I was checking into a hotel, and in the room it was mostly cream/white but there were these mannequins and sex dolls, one looking in the window, and my phone was broken, then I went looking for vodka.
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  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I dreamt of this chik named Kafka and she loved to lick some guy named maciej's asshole
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I dreamt of this chik named Kafka and she loved to lick some guy named maciej's asshole

    Go fuck yourself
  19. Kafka sweaty
    In an attic, something satanic, I swallowed a black centipede. Then a hundred years later at the market, there was a stall that had the same idol from the attic. I was buried under ice in a frozen lake, just watching, left her there. Some house with Molly from Neuromancer, the doors and windows had been bricked up so we couldn't get out, she was there to help because some network was down.
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fonas gonna change his name to either bethany or quinnefer and start transitioning to her woman
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