How do I get laid?

1. 2017-04-25 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Like TONIGHT?
2. 2017-04-25 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #2
   cerakote African Astronaut
   fuck a fat girl theyre literally free pussy
3. 2017-04-25 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where do i get a fat girl
4. 2017-04-25 at 6:23 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You live with your mom, don't you?
5. 2017-04-25 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo You live with your mom, don't you?

   
   Yeah, DON'T YOU?! its cheaper.
6. 2017-04-25 at 12 PM UTC

   #6
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   just rape your mom
7. 2017-04-25 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She is a virgin.
8. 2017-04-25 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #8
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   feed a chicken laxative. climb up its ass.
9. 2017-04-25 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock feed a chicken laxative. climb up its ass.

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryOnion
10. 2017-04-25 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #10
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dorf Coochie

    
    you seem to have an infatuation with niggers gang banging white geriatrics.
    
    don't be shy...you can tell everyone
11. 2017-04-25 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Be good-looking. That's pretty much it.
12. 2017-04-25 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #12
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    easy
13. 2017-04-25 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock you seem to have an infatuation with niggers gang banging white geriatrics.
    
    don't be shy…you can tell everyone

    
    
14. 2017-04-26 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #14
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    
    it doesn't concern you at all that you have such a treasure trove of fagtastical faggotry videography in your possession? seriously....if you want to come out of the closet, just do it...don't be coy. it's not like everyone doesnt know your a faggot in the first place
15. 2017-04-26 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock it doesn't concern you at all that you have such a treasure trove of fagtastical faggotry videography in your possession? seriously….if you want to come out of the closet, just do it…don't be coy. it's not like everyone doesnt know your a faggot in the first place

    
    Trying to call every other male in the forum gay doesn't change the fact that you ran from niggers.
16. 2017-04-26 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #16
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    
    Fucking shit that's a new one on me fucking love it.
    The dude looks Bernie sanders AKA Colonel Sanders lol.
    
    Post last edited by AngryOnion at 2017-04-26T02:30:44.015477+00:00
17. 2017-04-26 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    spiceroy mt
18. 2017-04-26 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im on the sizzzurp summit.
19. 2017-04-26 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #19
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Trying to call every other male in the forum gay doesn't change the fact that you ran from niggers.

    
    you can say it as much as you want, but it doesnt change the fact that it never happened, and youre a faggot.