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  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What object I can I stick up my arse.
  2. I am watching Ass Clappers 2
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Make your own UFC. Get wine drunk AF and just start throwing haymakers.

    I literally laughed out loud
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  4. https://www.instagram.com/ass_clapper2.0_/?hl=en
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  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    any of Y'all looked into flat earth yet?
  6. Originally posted by POLECAT any of Y'all looked into flat earth yet?

    Spent a lot of hours examining the theory. It's all complete bullshit. These are mostly atheists, desperately trying to disprove God. Also, the Bible says the Earth is a sphere.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence https://www.instagram.com/ass_clapper2.0_/?hl=en

    Wth 🤣😂❤️
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT any of Y'all looked into flat earth yet?

    No.

    By saying "looked into flat earth", you are implying the flat earth is some sort of 3 dimensional surface enclosing an interior space.

    You'll have to try way harder than that to fool me, Hollow Earther.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Spent a lot of hours examining the theory. It's all complete bullshit. These are mostly atheists, desperately trying to disprove God. Also, the Bible says the Earth is a sphere.

    You know the drill. You gotta be dumb ignorant or naive to claim to KNOW there isn't some type of god/diety responsible for this creation. And of course on the same token you have to be pretty dumb ignorant or naive to think you know that there is, and moreso, who exactly it is.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ You know the drill. You gotta be dumb ignorant or naive to claim to KNOW there isn't some type of god/diety responsible for this creation.

    What a stupid statement.

    It is like saying "you gotta be dumb ignorant or naive to claim to KNOW there isn't some type of Santa responsible for putting presents under your Christmas tree."

    Yeah epistemically you can't "know" it the same way you can't "know" you are not just some brain in a jar. It's just meaningless.

    You can safely put God in the exact same box as Santa, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, elves, faeries, goblins, kelpies, sprites, kappas, mermaids, gnomes, witches... I.e. some dumb made up shit you have zero reason to believe has any correspondence to reality outside of someone's imagination.
  11. Btw I didn't think it was a stupid statement. I just wanted you to feel like I was being rude and be in a mildly confrontational state of mind when you read my response. Did it work?
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Btw I didn't think it was a stupid statement. I just wanted you to feel like I was being rude and be in a mildly confrontational state of mind when you read my response. Did it work?

    It's cute how you imagine your keyboard can cause an emotional response in others.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Btw I didn't think it was a stupid statement. I just wanted you to feel like I was being rude and be in a mildly confrontational state of mind when you read my response. Did it work?

    No because I know you well enough. And ultimately I know you knew what I meant and I think I know what I meant. 😬
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  14. Originally posted by mmQ No because I know you well enough. And ultimately I know you knew what I meant and I think I know what I meant. 😬

    Ok I'm glad you are rising to my level
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's cute how you imagine your keyboard can cause an emotional response in others.

    Just don't talk and you'll automatically appear less stupid.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    38 hours now, starting to wonder if I still have a subconscious, if it’s broken up with me, how much reality I can take. I’m usually an over-sleeper. Trying to drink myself to sleep didn’t work, I feel sober, not even yawning. Have to think of something soon.
  17. The indisputable evidence of intelligent creation is all around you, from the micro to the macro, from the finite to the infinite, from the dark to the light. Where's the proof? All around you! People demand proof, but it everywhere you look. Imagine this: you are walking through the woods where no man has walked before and you stumble upon a 100-million-dollar mansion, with its majestic parapets, proud, chimneys, decks, elegant roofs, and manicured yards. You walk inside, to witness royal circular stairways, plush carpeting, stately paintings, immaculate ceilings and arches, a theater, several pools, games rooms, exercise rooms, 20 bedrooms, and a large modern kitchen. You wonder at the complexity and functionality of the layout, the rich themes, and the intentional beauty of it all. Then you decide it must have all just got there by itself. Over millions, even billions, of years, the mansion progressively brought itself together. Nobody made it. There was no builder. There were no workers. The mansion was able to form itself, through trial and error even. Or imagine this: you have a puzzle box containing 2,000 pieces. Each piece in the box has been dumped in at random. You close the box and shake it. Upon opening the box for the 100 billionth time, you find the puzzle has been miraculously put together perfectly, all by itself. The billionth shake was the correct one. It was bound to happen eventually. This is actual "logic" that atheists spew. That all you see in the cosmos is nothing more than chance, and with chance, ANYTHING is possible.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    God's Drunken Plan
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    weighing the risks of drilling a hole in my head
  20. Originally posted by aldra weighing the risks of drilling a hole in my head

    Likely you will turn into a human vegetable.
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