Delayed on my Taxes

2017-04-24 at 10:05 PM UTC

#1

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I needed an AGI or AIG number

fucking delayed by 6 days.

DId you guys do your taxes yet?

2017-04-24 at 10:31 PM UTC

#2

Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 I needed an AGI or AIG number

fucking delayed by 6 days.

DId you guys do your taxes yet?

Weeks ago.

2017-04-24 at 11:22 PM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Fuck no, fuck taxes im not an income tax rat sorry if you want me to pay taxes it's gonna be at gunpoint you fucking statist pigs

2017-04-24 at 11:30 PM UTC

#4

Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Pretty simple bro. Any decent tax software will get you your Adjusted Gross Income and fill out all the forms needed for the man.

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2017-04-24 at 11:31 PM UTC

#5

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Ajax Pretty simple bro. Any decent tax software will get you your Adjusted Gross Income and fill out all the forms needed for the man.

That sounds like work, I don't work for free.

Nice try government just send me a bill next time.

2017-04-25 at 12:41 AM UTC

#6

Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump That sounds like work, I don't work for free.

Nice try government just send me a bill next time.

That is a proposal I've heard by some economists on how to simplify our excruciating tax code.

2017-04-25 at 12:53 AM UTC

#7

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Open Your Mind Weeks ago.

How much you get back.. loan me some money!

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Fuck no, fuck taxes im not an income tax rat sorry if you want me to pay taxes it's gonna be at gunpoint you fucking statist pigs

Oh, You're either really wealthy or you don't live in the USA where they tax up front

2017-04-25 at 12:56 AM UTC

#8

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I have not done taxes since 1987

2017-04-25 at 1:59 AM UTC

#9

Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

I haven't done my taxes, at all.

2017-04-25 at 2:01 AM UTC

#10

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I got my refund in January BRO

2017-04-25 at 2:04 AM UTC

#11

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 How much you get back.. loan me some money!

Oh, You're either really wealthy or you don't live in the USA where they tax up front

Tax up front? they take $200 off every paycheck I make if thats what you mean..

2017-04-25 at 2:04 AM UTC

#12

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Fox Paws I got my refund in January BRO

That is not a refund. That is your money being used all year for free.

2017-04-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

#13

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

How does that proverb about give a fish, feed a man for a day.. teach to fish.. hmm

2017-04-25 at 2:50 AM UTC

#14

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 How does that proverb about give a fish, feed a man for a day.. teach to fish.. hmm

What in the world dies that have to do with taxes?

2017-04-25 at 2:54 AM UTC

#15

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver What in the world dies that have to do with taxes?

because you suck dick

2017-04-25 at 3:04 AM UTC

#16

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver That is not a refund. That is your money being used all year for free.

Originally posted by Darth Beaver What in the world dies that have to do with taxes?

I thought this might go in the direction of * Middle class gets fucked the hardest while wealthy pay little taxes and something about freebees on the wellfare system.*

and yes I read all of that into your one tiny statement. that's just how I think

2017-04-25 at 3:29 AM UTC

#17

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Totse 2001 I thought this might go in the direction of * Middle class gets fucked the hardest while wealthy pay little taxes and something about freebees on the wellfare system.*

and yes I read all of that into your one tiny statement. that's just how I think

The parable you spoke if has to do with teaching people to be self sufficient. What does that have to do with the IRS using your money interests free?

2017-04-25 at 4:46 AM UTC

#18

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I did my taxes on hr n block online a few weeks ago. first time i've ever done my taxes, my dad did them once for me like ten years ago. I got back close to a thousand but I already have to spend it..

2017-04-25 at 4:46 AM UTC

#19

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Fuck no, fuck taxes im not an income tax rat sorry if you want me to pay taxes it's gonna be at gunpoint you fucking statist pigs

if you're below a certain tax bracket and the way you filled out your w2's you can get back money...

at least here in murica

2017-04-25 at 6:05 AM UTC

#20

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

They came to him and said, "Teacher, we know that you are a man of integrity. You aren't swayed by others, because you pay no attention to who they are; but you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it right to pay the imperial tax to Caesar or not? Should we pay or shouldn't we?" But Jesus knew their hypocrisy. "Why are you trying to trap me?" he asked. "Bring me a denarius and let me look at it." They brought the coin, and he asked them, "Whose image is this? And whose inscription?" "Caesar's," they replied. Then Jesus said to them, "Give back to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's." And they were amazed at him.

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