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  1. Originally posted by frala Y’all are so cute like just Tim The Toolman and Al Borland



    "If your wife can't find you handsome, at least she can find you handy."
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Very sad, we were at bar trivia the other night and the question was what was the name of the show HOSTED by Tim and Al and we of course put Tool Time, but when announced the answer they said that they also accepted Home Improvement, and those of us that had put Tool Time, all booed really loudly because that's bullshit.

    I should've angrily thrown my glass at the trivia host and then charged at him and stabbed to him death right then and there but instead we just kept playing and forgot about it after about 30 seconds. Until now. Fucking BS.
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Got 2 tools like Tim Taylor
    She say I'm a stud so I'm gonna nail her
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Da Americans know about the glory of the red green show? It was kinda formulaic but amazing and full of Canadian celebrities like Graham Greene (not the author)
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just reminding everyone that Tim Allen was caught smuggling coke at ohareport in Chicago and ratted on all his friends by turning states evidence. He somehow got green lit by then to make a show and become a huge celebrity without fear of reprisal. He apparently will not talk about this in interviews either

    Idk how people don't mention this everytime they mention him. And "the Santa claus" wasn't bad when I were a kid.

    Fuck Tim Allen though, he's a rat who molested Jonathon Taylor Thomas. He ain't foolin me
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Polefadda, do you know anything about building wooden fences? Someone has contacted me to build a fence in which comparable fences cost about 10k and I have almost no idea how to do it. All I know is I can get the wood for cheap through questionable sources, but then I gotta actually build it. It's 6 feet high and has a bunch of 4x4s and a gate. ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED
  7. Lol @ Polefadda
  8. Originally posted by Sudo Polefadda, do you know anything about building wooden fences? Someone has contacted me to build a fence in which comparable fences cost about 10k and I have almost no idea how to do it. All I know is I can get the wood for cheap through questionable sources, but then I gotta actually build it. It's 6 feet high and has a bunch of 4x4s and a gate. ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED

    The hardest part about building a fence isn't the fence, it's the post holes. They have to be four feet down and only eight inches wide, making them extremely difficult to dig, especially if you're going through root, clay and stones. You need one of these, a post hole digger. Once you get your posts in and the cement poured and dried to anchor them, the rest is easy.

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  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    check the price of the materials before quoting the price if materials are included in the bid.

    add gas to the pic above or rent small tractor with hole digger attachment.

    flat ground? if so run a string if not flat you gotta get fancy to make it look good.
    watch 7 you tube videos about fence building before starting
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sudo FOB? Are you saying he is so unversed in American values he might as well be fresh off the boat?

    yeah the boat fgrom Israel
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The hardest part about building a fence isn't the fence, it's the post holes. They have to be four feet down and only eight inches wide, making them extremely difficult to dig, especially if you're going through root, clay and stones. You need one of these, a post hole digger. Once you get your posts in and the cement poured and dried to anchor them, the rest is easy.


    Yeah that's like the one thing I know how to do: the sonotubes. I've done chain link 15 years ago but that's it



    Originally posted by POLECAT check the price of the materials before quoting the price if materials are included in the bid.

    add gas to the pic above or rent small tractor with hole digger attachment.

    flat ground? if so run a string if not flat you gotta get fancy to make it look good.
    watch 7 you tube videos about fence building before starting

    Yeah, it's actually in 3 sections. I should get an auger of some kind but I'm going to be fucking up the ground so much with other stuff, it won't be hard to put the posts in. The people I'm doing it for are pretty open and understanding too so I feel I can Humm and haww and requote to get more monies if I need it. It's also in 3 sections. I just want it not to take forever but I feel it's gonna take a dam week
  12. You don't need sonotubes. Just dig the hole and put the post in and center it in the hole and pour the concrete in.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and use a string to keep the lines tight
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The hardest part about building a fence isn't the fence, it's the post holes. They have to be four feet down and only eight inches wide, making them extremely difficult to dig, especially if you're going through root, clay and stones. You need one of these, a post hole digger. Once you get your posts in and the cement poured and dried to anchor them, the rest is easy.


    3 feet and they and there is not a hard fast rule on the width. Also the width depends on your posts.

    8 inches is jus how wide your asshole is from all the posts that have been buried in it.
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  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker 3 feet and they and there is not a hard fast rule on the width. Also the width depends on your posts.

    8 inches is jus how wide your asshole is from all the posts that have been buried in it.

    That didn't frighten me.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck there's gonna be so much measuring. I really hope this cheap sketchy wood is stolen off crown land
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm going to buy a portable welder and teach myself how to weld. Does polepops know anything about it, cuz I sure don't. All I know if I'll end up saving alot of money because I go to metal fab shops alot
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I was a glass blower for over a decade, I had pretty good glasses for the time but between that and being to old to have great vision I won't weld and man do I want to , but I don't want to speed up my vision loss so I cant do it.
    that being said I was never good at welding BUT I never had a proper welder so I couldn't get good at it.
    looking at new welders and new types of welding I see it looks really easy now.
    I am going to buy a spot welder so I can replace rocker panels on my cars and trucks but they don't seem to be as hazardous to the eyes cuz its a spot and easier to shield from .

    I want to build a mini jet boat powered by a 1000cc R1 Yamaha street bike engine
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
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