2022-02-10 at 11:36 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Despite being barely one year old he is already able to climb and repell down tall buildings. Yesterday he went on a date with the pop star known as Ke$ha and returned home early because he found the slurring of her words after a few drinks distasteful. He took apart my MacBook and put it back together with a better fan the other day.
He can also make dreamcatchers that, upon awakening, can be used to replay your dream with lucidity. Broke my arm this morning when I tried to shake his hand. I'm under the impression it was because I didn't get him food fast enough but trust me, even with one arm I won't make the same mistake again.
Just letting yall know the paradigm you will soon be confronted by
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2022-02-10 at 11:42 PM UTC
Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example, not his advice.
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2022-02-11 at 1:17 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
being a short faggot don't make him cool
2022-02-11 at 3:02 AM UTC
is your bitches kid that you finance as cool
2022-02-11 at 3:15 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by POLECAT
being a short faggot don't make him cool
He was in the 95th percentile in height and 130th in penis size
Originally posted by cigreting
is your bitches kid that you finance as cool
I don't "finance" him but he's also extremely fucking cool. He is ubiquely funny and mischievous and loves the outdoors and music and painting. Thank you for asking
Originally posted by Incessant
I am so ready for this
Did you have a good Dad? What's that like? Describe his mustache
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2022-02-11 at 3:42 AM UTC
Has to be fiction as OP doesn't copulate.
2022-02-11 at 1:37 PM UTC
It's good that you are proud of your son, it will make the disappointment of the teenage years a little easier.
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2022-02-11 at 1:55 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
It's good that you are proud of your son, it will make the disappointment of the teenage years a little easier.
He's already shaving and full of testosterone so I can only imagine what that will entail
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2022-02-11 at 2:17 PM UTC
He sounds just like a chip off the old block
2022-03-29 at 10:16 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
He is barely a year and literally 33 inches tall.
According to my mathz At this rate he will be 8 feet tall before he's 4 years old
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2022-03-30 at 12:04 AM UTC
is your sons name stewie.
2022-03-30 at 6:27 PM UTC
OP is a good man who deserves noble sons of high repute.
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2022-03-30 at 6:51 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I honestly haven't seen my son cry in probably 2 months, I'm not even sure he cried before that, it's just the last two months I've been really looking for those tears. He has emotions and anger but he never actually cries which is pretty crazy. I think he's somehow chechan
